spiderapocalypse, neutral male asgardish Zyborg ------------- ####### --------- |...........|############,,,,,# |.......| |............[,,,,,,,,,,,,##### |.......| ###|.........#.|############## |.......| #,,-...........| --- |...<...|#########,#|...........| # #.# -----.---,,,,##,,,,#----.--.----- |#.###.#| #,---.--,#,,#### #,##,# |.#....## #,|....|,#,# #,#### ##|}...#..| #,|....|,#,# #,# #,,#}###.#| #,|....|,(,# #,# ##,.#####}#| #)|....|,### #,##### #`,,,}.###@#| #)|.....,# #,,,,,# #.##-------- #,------,# ###--.--#,# #,#,,,,,,# |...|#,# #,#,,#### |.....,# #,#,## |...|### #,,,# ----- ### [Spiderapo the Artificial Stupidity] St6 Dx8 Co10 In13 Wi10 Ch6 ZybAsgMalNeu Dlvl:2 $60 HP45(45) Pw32(32) AC0 Exp4 T1549 Latest messages y - a leash {0}. The turto fish bites you! [-1 -> 43] You miss the turto fish. You kill the turto fish! There is a set of iron bars in the way! (2x) There is a wall in the way! This is a water tunnel that can cause you to drown. Really dive into it? [yn] (n) (2x) You fall into the water! You sink like a rock. Your ring called ??? was destroyed by rust! You try to crawl out of the water. Pheew! That was close. You see here 5 bananas {0}. z - 5 bananas {0}. What do you want to take off? [a or ?*] You can't. It is cursed. This is a water tunnel that can cause you to drown. Really dive into it? [yn] (n) # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were devoutly aligned Your alignment was 19 Your max alignment was 19 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: stun resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: keen memory Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 159 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 22 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 29 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 33 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 21 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 30 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 80% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 92% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 30% Wand drop chance was reduced to 90% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 63% Potion drop chance was reduced to 97% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: missile weapons The following skill could not be trained at all: missile weapons The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: general combat The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: memorization The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: enchantment spells The following skill became untrainable after a while: squeaking (turn 39926) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: squeaking (turn 62080) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: elemental spells Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 2 Monster spawn increase started at turn 18332 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 183572 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 1093170 The monster class that cannot be genocided was imp or minor demon The monster species that spawned more often: slime warp fungus (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: shimmerfly (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: acidstream blob (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: seeker pungent sequenced (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: swatch tracheotomizing withheld (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: mana worm (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: karate scrub (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: phaser spore (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: sudo kudo (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hot dog (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: vortex warrior (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: baby silver dragon (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: lava monster (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: controvertible swirled (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: ogrillon (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: dream-beam (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: strange scientist (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: slow zombie (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: giant yellow jellyfish (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: fackle fungus (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that regenerate health (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as prince (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who generate special combat messages (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: werecentaur The monster species that never randomly spawned: leisured sulphured The monster species that never randomly spawned: inka exterminator The monster species that never randomly spawned: nebulous ogre The monster species that never randomly spawned: spaghetti lich The monster species that never randomly spawned: nobleman The monster species that never randomly spawned: eliminate stereotyped The monster species that never randomly spawned: young adult sleep dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: microminiaturization ludwig twangler The monster species that never randomly spawned: undead ego snake The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Arabella's jewel (orange) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: special leather armor ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laserdent ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ancient arrow ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unfair stilettos (beautiful heels, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: peacekeeper mail ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Dora combat boots (barefoot shoes, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of anal retention (fumigated, freq bonus 26) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clove of garlic ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: null ball ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: invis walkers (steel toed boots, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire boots (hot boots, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of technicality (hitec, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: T-shirt ((null), freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rot thirteen stone (gray, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: high boots (jackboots, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: acid (measured, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: turn undead (copper, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: exploding dice stone (gray, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cold resistance (brass, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orange spell gloves (cuddly gloves, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy silk ball ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: magic mapping (shapeless) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of conflict (sounding) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mirror (looking glass) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: discharge trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: polymorph trap (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 580 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 36 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 2151 Strength training was 36 Dexterity training was 15 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 50 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were immune to sickness You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 799 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells Your pantheon consisted of Andromorph, Technix and Mechatron Your deity was Technix The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.5 (f081e799) - last build Sat Jan 1 23:01:14 2022. You could not have safely prayed (230) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - levelport 8 + body 100% 94% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 4 R Prepared(0) panic digging 4 R Not Ready(9201) phase door 4 R Not Ready(7463) invoke deity 4 R Prepared(0) pummel 3 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH) scroll of mana (SLIPPAGE 2DOT0) scroll of phase door (FAHR TZU) scroll of standard id (PAIR OF MALE HIGH HEELS) scroll of cure (TICK TOCK TRAUMA) scroll of heal other (LH A D A ADEO) * scroll of extra healing (PROTECTION FAULT AT ADDRESS 000D 001D) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ITS TIME TO PAY) Spellbooks spellbook of levelport (feetsy) Rings ring called ??? (engagement) Wands wand of solar beam (locust) Tools green lightsaber (lightsaber) diode (two-wired thing) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2 Level 1: Level 2: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 3 times You eaten food with animal by-products 3 times You eaten meat 3 times You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 21 monsters You read items or engraved 4 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 1 time You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 2 times You phase doored 1 time You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 19 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 3 times You heard farting noises 1 time You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 3 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 2 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new asgardian 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times Your skills at the end (8 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (24 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (7 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (17 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (8 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Basic] (max Grand Master) (63 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) claw [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye spiderapocalypse the Zyborg...