spiderapocalypse, chaotic female poisoner Janitor --------- |.......| |.$h?...| |>@S....+ ---+----- [Spiderapo the Toilet Scrubber] St8 Dx7 Co11 In7 Wi9 Ch9 JanPoiFemCha Spa:17 $12 HP0(17) Pw9(9) AC8 Exp1 T51 Latest messages The hobbit reveller misses. The hobbit reveller misses Asshole Vacuum Cleaner. (2x) The hobbit reveller hits you! [-1 -> 3] Warning: HP low! The hobbit reveller misses. The hobbit reveller hits you! [-1 -> 3] Warning: HP low! The hobbit reveller hits you! [-1 -> 2] Warning: HP low! The hobbit reveller misses. The hobbit reveller hits you! [-1 -> 1] Warning: HP low! The hobbit reveller just misses! The hobbit reveller misses Asshole Vacuum Cleaner. The hobbit reveller hits you! You die... Your inventory Weapons a - the uncursed +1 mop named Weather Control (weapon in hands) {6} Armor b - an uncursed +0 bunny uniform (being worn) {14} c - an uncursed +0 pair of iron shoes (being worn) {20} Scrolls h - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} i - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} j - 2 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} k - an uncursed greased scroll of phase door {0} l - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} m - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} n - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Potions d - an uncursed potion of oil (400) {0} Tools e - an uncursed +0 pick-axe (alternate weapon; not wielded) {32} f - an uncursed skeleton key {0} g - an uncursed hairclip {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property intrinsically: diminished bleeding You could not have the double effect of this property: shock resistance Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 103 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 15 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 29 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 17 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 154 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 97% chance Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 98% Ring drop chance was reduced to 93% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 84% Potion drop chance was reduced to 92% Armor drop chance was reduced to 94% Shop item generation was reduced to 94% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 88% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: chaos spells The following skill could not be trained at all: unicorn horn The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: searching The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: body armor (turn 2) The following skill became untrainable after a while: dart (turn 23833) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: two-weapon combat (turn 70272) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: protection spells Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Monster spawn increase started at turn 108396 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 197673 In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon Your limit for ascension was at turn 7424838 The monster class that cannot be genocided was long worm tail Today, this monster class was always generated invisible: naga The monster class that was spawned more often: gnome (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: colorless force patch (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: symbolizing mosque flirty pegged (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: voluntary oppression victim (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: jamaica parenthood (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: magnetic force patch (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: orc spear-runner (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: wimpy blue dragon (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: sucker fungus (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: sartan tannin (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: euchred waterbury (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: disdaining nictitation (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: debuff patch (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: Windows 95 (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: chemistry teacher (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: huge avolakia (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: duckpin ectoplasm (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: pancaking claptrap laminating (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: passivity lichen (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: fiery beam (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: brand porc (freq bonus 9) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that spawn in very large groups (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with razor-sharp stone edges (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters of medium size (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that cuss (freq bonus 28) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as dwarf (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cast arcane spells (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that use nemesis dialogue (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: drill sextette The monster species that never randomly spawned: Tinanya The monster species that never randomly spawned: crunching kobold boss The monster species that never randomly spawned: snoring nose The monster species that never randomly spawned: leprechaun lockdown-ignorer The monster species that never randomly spawned: gnolloid The monster species that never randomly spawned: interconnect redressing The monster species that never randomly spawned: freaked carp The monster species that never randomly spawned: sparkling patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: multibad eye The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sound effect stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fuckup melee gauntlets (slaying gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: foam chain ((null), freq bonus 50) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clairvoyance (luminescent, freq bonus 35) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cocloak (withered cloak, freq bonus 36) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: main sword ((null), freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bugle ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: confusion (round cube, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poison resistance (pearl, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fleecy corset ((null), freq bonus 42) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: violet lightsaber (lightsaber, freq bonus 60) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of gravation (fourchan cloak, freq bonus 22) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bog-standard helmet (celtic helmet, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blacky stone (gray, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: high-elven warsword (runed curved sword, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elysium scourge ((null), freq bonus 62) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: berserk (immortal, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: confusion stone (gray, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: totem summoning (garbage, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of light (shiny shield, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crow quill (feather-etched rapier, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rakuyo (latch-pommeled saber, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 68) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 42) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: petcat (wary) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bidenhander ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: disruption shield (disrupted) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bright cyan beauties (plof heels) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: exercise trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: orange spell trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 739 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 96 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 318 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 2 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had the following amount of trash in your trash can: 0 You had 1450 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells Your pantheon consisted of Grime, Dog Shit and Fag Butt Your deity was Fag Butt The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.5 (f081e799) - last build Sat Jan 1 23:01:14 2022. You could not have safely prayed (442) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status iron skin 1X LIMIT(0) concentrating 1X LIMIT(0) terrain cleanup 1X LIMIT(0) appraisal 1 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 1 R LIMIT(0) phase door 1 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 1 R LIMIT(0) Discoveries Armor bunny uniform (red leather armor) iron shoes (hard shoes) Scrolls scroll of healing (REDEM SHIN) scroll of mana (COVID19 ANTIDOTE) scroll of phase door (SOLARFLARE ABSOLUTELY LOVES SLEX AND ITS NASTY TRAPS) scroll of standard id (I WANT TO FIX THE BROKEN WAND BALANCE PATCH BY REMOVING IT) scroll of cure (SEVEN MINUS) scroll of heal other (MEAD NI NAJAP) * scroll of extra healing (HEALHEALHEALHEAL) * scroll of greater mana restoration (NURSE THE NAIL THE ATTACK IS STRONGER) Potions potion of oil (iffy) Tools skeleton key (key) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: level 17 Level 17: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 little migos (17 created) 0 sudo-migos (1 created) 0 hobbit revellers (1 created) 0 minidemons (1 created) 0 femalemondaines (1 created) 0 field voles (1 created) 0 pokehiders (1 created) 0 roombas (1 created) 0 apocalypse eremits (1 created) 0 slatas (1 created) 0 fire troves (1 created) 27 creatures born. 0 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new poisoner 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye spiderapocalypse the Janitor... You died in Space Base on dungeon level 17 with 800 points, and 12 pieces of gold, after 51 moves. Killer: a monster (hobbit reveller) You were level 1 with a maximum of 17 hit points when you died. You reached the 74th place on the top 10000 list. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 4365356 Wilbrew II-Rog-Dwa-Mal-Cha died in Illusory Castle on level 67. Killed by a monster (the motherfucker glass golem), while being levelported. - [393] 2 540115 dolores-Fox-Ang-Fem-Cha died in The Sunless Sea on level 34. Killed by a monster (floatspirit), while sleeping. - [233] 3 286356 Lienna LIV-Mah-May-Fem-Cha died in Deep Mines on level 23. Killed by an inka amulet. - [130] 72 904 blutkampfe-Sla-Clk-Fem-Cha died in The Gnomish Mines on level 4. Killed by a monster (protium). - [17] 73 806 dolores-Bin-Dev-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 2. Killed by a monster (hobbit veteran). - [58] *74 800 spiderapoc-Jan-Poi-Fem-Cha died in Space Base on level 17. Killed by a monster (hobbit reveller). - [17] 75 792 tkirkby-Occ-Alc-Fem-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 3. Killed by a monster (laser mummy), while fumbling. - [26] 76 786 tkirkby-Occ-Clk-Fem-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 2 [max 3]. Killed by a monster (smart bomb). - [32]