readyplayer, lawful male human Acid Mage ----- |.!d| |..@| |...| |$.. --+-- [Readyplay the Oozer] St10 Dx13 Co13 In12 Wi8 Ch5 AciHumMalLaw Dlvl:1 $0 HP17(17) Pw18(18) AC5 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Use hybrid races? [yn] (n) Hello readyplayer, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a lawful male human Acid Mage. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waning tonight. Watch out! Bad things can happen on Friday the 13th. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Weapons a - a blessed +1 quarterstaff (weapon in hands) {16} Armor b - an uncursed fireproof +0 studded leather armor (being worn) {80} Comestibles c - 2 uncursed food rations {0} Scrolls e - an uncursed finalized scroll of identify {0} j - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} k - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} l - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} m - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} n - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} o - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Spellbooks h - a blessed finalized spellbook of acid sphere (0:3) {0} i - a blessed finalized spellbook of acid stream (0:2) {0} Potions d - an uncursed potion of confusion {0} Rings g - an uncursed ring of polymorph {0} Wands f - an uncursed wand of acid (4:2) {0} Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: searching You could not have the double effect of this property: peacevision Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 10 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 99% chance Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 95% Wand drop chance was reduced to 91% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 81% Implant drop chance was reduced to 97% Potion drop chance was reduced to 79% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 89% Armor drop chance was reduced to 93% Tool drop chance was reduced to 98% Food drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 94% Monster death drops spawned with only 92% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: bare-handed combat The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: firearms The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: club The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: type 4: wedge heels The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: short sword Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 27% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'unrest' and your beard type is 'backwater' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 12 Monster spawn increase started at turn 44062 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 536470 In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2845 Your limit for ascension was at turn 2206584 The monster class that cannot be genocided was ant or other insect The monster species that spawned more often: mana bonito (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: mind warp patch (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: mended enlargement (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: Fraz-Urbluu (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: rotten food ration (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: recruiting uproar (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: burly leaseholder (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: implant trove (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: italian lady (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: plague poppy (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: punny opposite (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: sprinkling thirtieth (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: sheeney peerage gargantuan (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: centaur load (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: orc fleyor (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: Irradiated Angel (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: patellate liqueur disapprobation hulled psychotherapist sickbay (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: venom colony (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: brahmar bandito (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: greener spider (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have weapon attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from the Diablo game series (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks can put you to sleep (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with shock resistance (freq bonus 8) The monster species that never randomly spawned: retard child The monster species that never randomly spawned: cloacal dumfounding The monster species that never randomly spawned: undefined creature The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty hobbit brigand thief The monster species that never randomly spawned: rainbow wort The monster species that never randomly spawned: scarlet warp fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: psyblast stalk The monster species that never randomly spawned: law satyr The monster species that never randomly spawned: really dangerous force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: marilith girlfriend The monster class that always generated with extra speed: piercer The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: turn undead (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lucern hammer (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: casino chip (Tools, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create altar (Scrolls, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: confusion (Wands, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Rita stilettos (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pasta (Comestibles, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crystal sword (Weapons, freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evil leather armor (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of sickness resistance (Amulets, freq bonus 29) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lower arm sword (Tools, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: long whip (Weapons, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: item genocide (Scrolls, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: operation cloak (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antimagic stone (Gems, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of magical breathing (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dwarvish iron helm (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver nunchiaku (Chains, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cyan spell cloak (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jumping (Rings, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: forbidden knowledge (Spellbooks, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: paranoia stone (Gems, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Potions (freq bonus 65) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lucky mushroom (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of anima (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mystery pick (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: laser chain (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: unwanted helmet (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: paving (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of insomnia (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: kunzite (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: gain level (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dimensional shard (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: psi trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: sand trap (freq bonus 15) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 397 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 93 Traps were extra hard to find 34% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 311 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were acid resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of The Lord of the Pit, Goldblight of the Flame and Warpfire Hellspawn Your deity was The Lord of the Pit The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:03 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (524) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - acid sphere 1 + 5 matter 1% 100% b - acid stream 4 + 20 matter 84% 300% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status reinforce memory 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) pacify 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons quarterstaff (staff) Scrolls scroll of identify (PROZACELF WANTS TO HAVE HIS NICKNAME IMMORTALIZED) scroll of healing (KLOCK DOCK KAPOW) scroll of mana (TEEEE TSUUUU OOOOO) scroll of phase door (WHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND) scroll of standard id (ASCHELIDONETH BATHARIBATH) scroll of cure (CRIAEDO) scroll of heal other (AHRECK TO PLATFORMINGEN TAKES MANY HOURS) * scroll of extra healing (IIIINGEN) * scroll of greater mana restoration (SLEXUAL ASSAULT SURVIVORS 2026) Spellbooks spellbook of acid sphere (unseen) spellbook of acid stream (degraded) Potions potion of confusion (swirly) Rings ring of polymorph (super-ammo) Wands wand of acid (deformed) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new man 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 1 time (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) orb [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) venom [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye readyplayer the Acid Mage... 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