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[-1 -> 27] [-2 -> 25] You kill the new potato-er! Your shield of reflection deflects the fluidator novis' attack. The fluidator novis' silver shield deflects your attack. You engulf the fluidator novis! You generate a sinister darkness! You kill the fluidator novis! You see here a silver shield {50}. The bat bites you! [-4 -> 21] The bat misses. Your shield of reflection blocks the elocentipede's attack. You kill the bat! The elocentipede misses. You kill the elocentipede! # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were piously aligned Your alignment was 21 Your max alignment was 22 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: fear factor You could not have this property intrinsically: invisibility Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 31 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 17 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 50 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 3 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 280 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 7 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 81% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 90% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 91% Ring drop chance was reduced to 71% Wand drop chance was reduced to 98% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 84% Potion drop chance was reduced to 92% Armor drop chance was reduced to 87% Shop item generation was reduced to 85% Monster death drops spawned with only 99% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: type 4: wedge heels The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: unicorn horn The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: divination spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: lance The following skill became untrainable after a while: broadsword (turn 4809) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: polymorphing (turn 37174) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: shuriken Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'brush cut' and your beard type is 'bristle cutlets' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 8060 turns ago Your areola diameter was 28 Monster spawn increase started at turn 69543 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 295835 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 10563 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1696084 The monster class that cannot be genocided was dragon The monster species that spawned more often: eglantine steed (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: regarded crushing (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Sue Lyn's asian winter boot (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: confabulating resentment (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: techno spore (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: fingertip commissioned coder eccentricity (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: Suzuki-Dogezaemon (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: pompeji upper meanie (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: antimagic warp patch (freq bonus 40) The monster species that spawned more often: gnome bitch (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: fallen (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: waterspout chitling mastoidal debility (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: ratzepueh hulk (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: rising prowling dead (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: morningstar intriguingly (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: electric giant (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Emmelie's white hugging boot (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: mechicken (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: field vole (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: original japanese lord (freq bonus 9) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that boast (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who want you to clean female shoes (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with a game-specific nastiness attack (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with petrification resistance (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks confuse you (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks slow you (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: intender rebid The monster species that never randomly spawned: monoploid materializing The monster species that never randomly spawned: octarine growth The monster species that never randomly spawned: shard stalk The monster species that never randomly spawned: flamer of Tzeentch The monster species that never randomly spawned: japicorn The monster species that never randomly spawned: untucked sup The monster species that never randomly spawned: plof anje The monster species that never randomly spawned: fashionable kunoichi The monster species that never randomly spawned: benson The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: electric cigarette (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: fuckup melee gauntlets (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: grassland (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: uncalled stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: status stone (Gems, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lizard scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dark dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of anti-magic (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: restore ability (Potions, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nastypole (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy sinnum ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Natalje block heel sandals (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: corrosion (Wands, freq bonus 36) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: alignment stone (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shamshir (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Inge combat boots (Armor, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: baseball bat (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: icky shield (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: random effects (Rings, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of stature (Implants, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy leather ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wood dart (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wand quiver cloak (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: copper rifle bullet (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Scrolls (freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of unspelling (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of hacking (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: foam chain (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: top helmet (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of strangulation (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wand quiver cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of undressing (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: jennifer trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: exercise trap (freq bonus 4) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 884 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 73 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 10941 Strength training was 5 Dexterity training was 7 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 29 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were disintegration-resistant You were immune to petrification You had x-ray vision You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were being chased by the fluidator squad. (3266) You were prevented from having an increased fear factor (0) Your chance to block was 27% You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You could fly You could survive without air You could walk through walls You had resistance to death rays You were fast You had reflection You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 20 spells Your pantheon consisted of Sulla, Cicero and Catilina Your deity was Catilina The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:05:10 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (0) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 3 R Prepared(0) panic digging 3 R Prepared(0) phase door 3 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 3 R Prepared(0) buc test 3 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons * orcish dagger (crude dagger) * droven dagger (obsidian dagger) * set of crow talons (set of three feather-etched daggers) * blade of pity (curved dagger) * parazonium (triangular dagger) * elven dagger (runed dagger) * dark elven dagger (black runed dagger) * tooth of an algolian suntiger (very sharp tooth) * diskos (circular-sawbladed axe) * moon axe (large silver axe) * dwarvish battle-axe (beaked axe) * battle-axe (double-headed axe) * dwarvish mattock (broad pick) * orcish short sword (crude short sword) * mirrorblade (polished short sword) * blade of mercy (split-bladed short sword) * blade of grace (curved short sword) * dwarvish short sword (broad short sword) * elven short sword (runed short sword) * droven short sword (obsidian short sword) * dark elven short sword (black runed short sword) * vibroblade (gray short sword) * isamusei (oddly-luminous sword) * kachisei (razor-thin sword) * runesword (runic broadsword) * elven broadsword (runed broadsword) * black aestivalis (runed broadsword) * white flower sword (flower-pommeled broadsword) * orcish long sword (crude long sword) * katana (samurai sword) * zanbato (curved white sword) * droven greatsword (large obsidian sword) * tsurugi (long samurai sword) * basterd sword (huge sword) * scimitar (curved sword) * orcish scimitar (crude curved sword) * bent sable (bent sword) * high-elven warsword (runed curved sword) * crow quill (feather-etched rapier) * rakuyo (latch-pommeled saber) * falchion (heavy sword) * aklys (thonged club) * metal club (heavy club) * breaking wheel (wagon wheel) * orcish morning star (crude morning star) * quarterstaff (staff) * double force-blade (double-bladed weapon) * silver khakkhara (silver monk's staff) * runed rod (rod) * star rod (rod) * fire hook (beaked staff) * platinum fire hook (beaked staff) * partisan (vulgar polearm) * glaive (single-edged polearm) * spetum (forked polearm) * ranseur (hilted polearm) * svaerdstav (swedish polearm) * stangoekse (danish axe) * bardiche (long poleaxe) * infernal bardiche (black poleaxe) * ancus (stone polearm) * infernal ancus (ornamental polearm) * voulge (pole cleaver) * halberd (angled poleaxe) * black halberd (black polearm) * fauchard (pole sickle) * guisarme (pruning hook) * bill-guisarme (hooked polearm) * lucern hammer (pronged polearm) * bec de corbin (beaked polearm) * orcish spear (crude spear) * droven spear (long obsidian spear) * elven spear (runed spear) * dwarvish spear (stout spear) * javelin (throwing spear) * pincer staff (claw-ended staff) * force pike (long gray spear) * droven lance (obsidian lance) * orcish bow (crude bow) * elven bow (runed bow) * dark elven bow (black runed bow) * footbow (warped bow) * yumi (long bow) * droven bow (spider-legged bow) * orcish arrow (crude arrow) * elven arrow (runed arrow) * dark elven arrow (black runed arrow) * ya (japanese arrow) * far-east arrow (bamboo arrow) * droven arrow (obsidian arrow) * stick of dynamite (red stick) * droven crossbow (spider-legged crossbow) * droven bolt (obsidian bolt) * shuriken (throwing star) * windmill blade (giant throwing star) * silver chakram (silver circular blade) * force whip (segmented whip) Armor shield of reflection (polished silver shield) * ichcahuipilli (thick undershirt) * bodyglove (tight black clothes) * plugsuit (tightly fitting suit) * high-elven plate (runed plate mail) * imperial elven armor (runed plate mail) * eilistran armor (clockwork plate armor) * harmonium plate (bladed armor) * lantern plate mail (glass-set plate mail) * droven plate mail (crested black plate) * harmonium scale mail (spiked scale mail) * gnomish suit (little blue vest) * droven chain mail (crested black mail) * orcish chain mail (crude chain mail) * orcish ring mail (crude ring mail) * noble's dress (armored black dress) * consort's suit (loud foppish suit) * force armor stone (gemstone-adorned clothing) * healer uniform (clean white clothes) * jumpsuit (silver clothes) * gentleman's suit (expensive clothes) * gentlewoman's dress (expensive dress) * straitjacket (long-sleeved jacket) * curing uniform (clean white clothes) * Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei) * safeguard suit (orange suit) * nurse uniform (white dress) * commander suit (black men's suit) * camouflaged clothes (camouflage patterned clothes) * shoulder rings (strange rings) * robe (ornamental robe) * orcish cloak (coarse mantelet) * dwarvish cloak (hooded cloak) * oilskin cloak (slippery cloak) * rubber apron (apron) * kitchen apron (apron) * frilled apron (apron) * dummy wings (wings) * elven leather helm (leather hat) * gnomish helm (little red hat) * orcish helm (iron skull cap) * dwarvish iron helm (hard hat) * droven helm (spider shaped helm) * elven helm (runed helm) * high-elven helm (runed helm) * sunlight maggot (parasitic insectoid) * standard helmet (order helmet) * sedge hat (technical helmet) * skullcap (inkcoat helmet) * flack helmet (frequent helmet) * crystal helm (hydra helmet) * mining helm (basin helmet) * field helm (spinning helmet) * helm of safeguard (serrated helmet) * war hat (driver helmet) * plasteel gloves (white gloves) * regular gloves (brown gloves) * gauntlets of safeguard (laced gloves) * gauntlets of plugsuit (shitty gloves) * commander gloves (demolition gloves) * field gloves (paperweight gloves) * gauntlets of defusing (princess gloves) * complete blockage shield (pavise shield) * super shield (high-grade shield) * kite shield (dragon-shaped shield) * elven shield (blue and green shield) * Uruk-hai shield (white-handed shield) * orcish shield (red-eyed shield) * crystal shield (glass shield) * dwarvish roundshield (large round shield) * orcish guard shield (livid worped-moon shield) * plasteel boots (white boots) * low boots (walking shoes) * iron shoes (hard shoes) * orcish boots (crude shoes) * gnomish boots (little black boots) * high boots (jackboots) * sneakers (turning shoes) * crystal boots (glass boots) * wedge sandals (heeled sandals) * dancing shoes (soft footwear) * sweet mocassins (womens footwear) * soft sneakers (light footwear) * feminine pumps (female footwear) * leather peep-toes (asian footwear) * hippie heels (red overknees) * combat stilettos (heeled boots) * lady boots (lovely boots) * didier sachs shoes (very expensive shoes) * stiletto sandals (feminine sandals) * boots of plugsuit (garish boots) * field boots (tree sap shoes) * boots of safeguard stone (failed shoes) * Femmy stiletto boots (profiled boots) * Madeleine plateau boots (firm boots) * Marlena hiking boots (marji shoes) * Anastasia dancing shoes (alloy boots) * Jessica lady shoes (uninspired shoes) * Solvejg mocassins (homo shoes) * Wendy leather pumps (fluffy boots) * Katharina platform boots (conundrum boots) * Sabrina platform boots (princess pumps) * Elena combat boots (block chocolate heel boots) * Thai combat boots (junk shoes) * Elif sneakers (golden shoes) * Nadja buckled lady shoes (high-heeled chelsea boots) * Sandra combat boots (wild leather shoes) * Natalje block heel sandals (otting boots) * Jeanetta girl boots (jade boots) * Yvonne girl sneakers stone (diamond delicately filigreed stilettos) * Maurah hugging boots (tightly fitting boots) * Meltem combat boots (glass shoes) * Sarah hugging boots (spooky boots) * Claudia wooden sandals (opankes) * Ludgera hiking boots (sling pumps) * Kati girl boots (biker boots) * Nelly lady pumps (warm-werding boots) * Eveline wedge sandals (wedge boots) * Karin lady sandals (climbing boots) * Juen peep-toes (acorn-shaped shoes) * Kristina platform sneakers (demonologist boots) * Lou sneakers (arcane boots) * Almut sneakers (bridal shoes) * Julietta peep-toes (nature boots) * Arabella hugging boots (blue sneakers) * Kristin combat boots (sweaty shoes) * Anna hugging boots (side zip boots) * Ruea combat boots (colored shoes) * Tanja sneakers (stone-carved heels) * Sonja sneakers (melded boots) * Rhea lady pumps (fetish heels) * Lara combat boots (winter boots) * Dora combat boots (3D-printed wedges) * Marike sneakers (cotton slippers) * Jette combat boots (meteoric steel boots) * Ina hugging boots (living boots) * Sing platform boots (reflective slippers) * Victoria combat boots (iron boots) * Melissa wedge boots (dark boots) * Anita lady pumps (holu shoes) * Henrietta combat boots (jungle boots) * Annemarie platform sandals (extraterrestrial boots) * Jil velcro shoes (ankle strap sandals) * Jana sneakers (rainbow boots) * Katrin combat boots (boy boots) * Gudrun wedge sandals (barefoot shoes) * Ella wedge sandals (named boots) * Manuela combat boots (regular shoes) * Jennifer combat boots (lolita boots) * Patricia steel-capped sandals (street boots) * Antje sneakers (doctor claw boots) * Antje combat boots (ankle boots) * Kerstin combat boots (heavenly boots) * Kerstin wooden sandals (roman sandals) * Kerstin sneakers (gender-neutral boots) * Laura winter boots (low-value shoes) * Larissa platform boots (ugly boots) * Nora combat boots (fleecy boots) * Natalia wedge sandals (sandals with socks) * Susanne combat boots (gentle sneakers) * Lisa combat boots (copper delicately filigreed stilettos) * Bridghitte ski heels (sister shoes) * Julia combat boots (3D-printed shoes) * Nicole combat boots (volcanic boots) * Rita stilettos (femmy boots) * Janina lady pumps (weight attachment boots) * Rosa girl shoes (bone trotteurs) * Ksenia platform sandals (female paragraph shoes) * Lydia lady pumps (castlevania boots) * Conny combat boots (imaginary heels) * Katia combat boots (ballet heels) * Mariya combat boots (house shoes) * Elise hippie heels (sputa boots) * Ronja combat boots (bone heels) * Ariane combat boots stone (ornamental shoes) * Johanna combat boots (gentle boots) * Inge combat boots (ng shoes) * Ruth sneakers (turbo boots) * Magdalena combat boots (instafeminism shoes) * Marleen combat boots (mary janes) * Klara platform sandals (yellow sneakers) * Friederike dancing shoes (irregular boots) * Naomi stilettos (super comfy heels) * Ute platform sandals (fur boots) * Jasieen wedge sandals (highland boots) * Yasaman leather boots (platform sneakers) * May-Britt sandals (explosive boots) * Nadine stiletto sandals (unisex sneakers) * Luisa hugging boots (loafers) * Irina wedge sandals (mud boots) * Liselotte hugging boots (sharp-edged sandals) * Greta hugging boots (nail-new boots) * Jane hugging boots (cuddle cloth boots) * Sue Lyn winter boots (christmas child mode boots) * Charlotte hugging boots (iceblock heels) * Hannah cuddle boots (alligator pumps) * Little Marie hugging boots (superhard sandals) * Verena stiletto sandals (sexes boots) Scrolls scroll of healing (WALLUVER BREAK UP THIS WAR) scroll of mana (FOMO) scroll of phase door (MASKELLI MASKELLO) scroll of standard id (OUI TRES BIEN MERCI BEAUCOUP) scroll of cure (PALOMITA IS SPANISH FOR PARROT) scroll of heal other (MY NAME IS MISTER SIR) * scroll of extra healing (ABJ LBH SHPXRQ HC LBH FUVGGL PHAG) * scroll of greater mana restoration (I AM THE KING) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2 Level 1: Level 2: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 21 times You killed 23 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 21 You had a maximum sanity of 3 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 1 time You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 84 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 1 wand You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 1 time You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new etherealoid 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 16 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (6 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Basic] (max Grand Master) (22 of 160) shield [Basic] (max Expert) (24 of 160) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spirituality [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Basic] (max Expert) (41 of 160) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (12 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye readyplayer the Gladiator...