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You destroy the almost empty perfume dispenser! You see here a plasteel armor {50}. You see here a boulder {15000}. (2x) You hit the disintegration trove. You miss the disintegration trove. You hit the disintegration trove. You miss the disintegration trove. You hit the disintegration trove. You engulf the disintegration trove! You generate a sinister darkness! You destroy the disintegration trove! You see here a disintegration trove corpse {0}. You see here a boulder {15000}. You see a message scrawled in blood here. Use "r." to read it. You see here a pair of concrete gloves {4}. Be careful, Moloch does not like adventurers who shortcut past all the intended passages via wallwalking! He will keep sending more fluidator squads if you continue! # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -14 Your max alignment was 13 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: jumping You could not have this property intrinsically: invisibility You could not have the double effect of this property: polymorph control Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 15 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 19 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 49 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 148 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 13 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 93% chance Amulet drop chance was reduced to 92% Potion drop chance was reduced to 93% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 98% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 85% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: implants The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: polymorphing The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: trident The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: divination spells (turn 57545) Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 2% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 98 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'comb over' and your beard type is 'hand of the dead' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5222 turns ago Your areola diameter was 11 Monster spawn increase started at turn 168449 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 629290 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 6694 Your limit for ascension was at turn 6719658 The monster class that cannot be genocided was vortex The monster class that was spawned more often: turret (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: strange quark (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: friction fungus (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: petty big white unicorn (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: looniest presupposing selected stumbled (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: disgusting force patch (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: boss yeek (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: freewheel dentition (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: reclaimable remeasuring (freq bonus 40) The monster species that spawned more often: dissolved undead potato (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: venom force fungus (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: majority unsaddling (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: castle owner (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: null warp patch (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: Stahngnir, The Steel Giant Lord (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: gummed unalarmed (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: legitimized cannulae rubberizing (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: jnana chirruping (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: blind turret (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: wind elemental (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: tentacling kraken (freq bonus 10) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks abduct you (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks polymorph you (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that love to collect gold (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who sell drugs to you (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: broken star The monster species that never randomly spawned: technical bulb The monster species that never randomly spawned: trans birth The monster species that never randomly spawned: upper disturbedo The monster species that never randomly spawned: numbness monster The monster species that never randomly spawned: syntax idealogy unstable The monster species that never randomly spawned: absurdest caverning The monster species that never randomly spawned: all kobold The monster species that never randomly spawned: purple dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: polygonally fagging The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Naomi's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: umbrella (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: robe of permanence (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wild blade (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Jil velcro shoes (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: material bolt (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy iron ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create monster (Spellbooks, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: reboot (Spellbooks, freq bonus 45) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of water squirting (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: coffee (Potions, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of technicality (Amulets, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cone of cold (Spellbooks, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice block (Venoms, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: command demon (Spellbooks, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of absorption (Implants, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tar star (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of twilight (Implants, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fountain building (Scrolls, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: basterd sword (Weapons, freq bonus 104) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flying boots (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of undressing (Amulets, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: practice (Rings, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of freedom (Implants, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hyper blue stone (Gems, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: attune magic (Spellbooks, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Amulets (freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: plain dragon scale shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: steam venom (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: jedi robe (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: polymorph (Potions) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of opposite alignment (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: artifact blasting (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: watermelon (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: terrain trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: elemental portal (freq bonus 10) The spell school whose books are more common was attack spells (freq bonus 9) The spell school whose books are more common was occult spells (freq bonus 11) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 131 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 100 Traps were extra hard to find 6% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 761 Strength training was 6 Dexterity training was 5 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 12 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were disintegration-resistant You were poison resistant You were immune to petrification You had x-ray vision You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were being chased by the fluidator squad. (477) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You were stealthy You could fly You could survive without air You could walk through walls You had resistance to death rays You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 10 spells Your pantheon consisted of Bill Gates, Britney Spears and Mother Teresa Your deity was Britney Spears The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.9 (38f00bd5) - last build Mon Nov 3 01:40:08 2025. You played for 0:01:55 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (0) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status create ammo 2X Prepared(0) surgery 2X Prepared(0) appraisal 2 R Prepared(0) panic digging 2 R Prepared(0) phase door 2 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 2 R Prepared(0) buc test 2 R Prepared(0) shotty blast 2 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (JUNETHACK DOES NO LONGER RUN AT ALL) scroll of mana (RESERVATROL IS SPELLED CORRECTLY) scroll of phase door (ICBUSIHVDAKWBEAOSUVNEEBI) scroll of standard id (TRY HARD) scroll of cure (DARREA FRAG) scroll of heal other (SLEX PROTECTION IS 4K FLAT IE NETHACK FOURK) * scroll of extra healing (MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU) * scroll of greater mana restoration (JUYED AWK YACC) scroll of destroy armor (IN SUOMI KAUTTAVIIVA EM JATKETTU ON KANSALLINEN URHEILU) Tools medical kit (leather bag) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * ice block (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 10 times You killed 6 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -20 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 1 scroll You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new etherealoid 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You honorably defeated high heels in battle 0 times You were kicked in the nuts during high heel battles 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 9 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (4 slots left) Fighting Skills general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) techniques [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) implants [Skilled] (max Supreme Master) (160 of 540) gun control [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) knife [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) firearms [Basic] (max Legendary) (30 of 160) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye readyplayer the Gunner...