readyplayer, chaotic male bastard Ladiesman -------- ....@@.| |....... +......| ----#--- [Readyplay the Wiseguy] St8 Dx4 Co10 In8 Wi6 Ch15 LadBasMalCha Dlvl:1 $300 HP12(12) Pw8(8) AC9 Exp1 T3 Latest messages Hello readyplayer, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic female bastard Ladiesman. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.9 (38f00bd5) - last build Mon Nov 3 01:40:08 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. If you're using other dimensions, change them now, save them in your terminal emulator's settings and then start a new session; changing the dimensions after you've already opened the terminal doesn't work right. Amy takes no responsibility for character deaths caused by a disappearing HP display due to players using wrong terminal settings. IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. You don't feel like being female! The moon is waning tonight. Watch out! Bad things can happen on Friday the 13th. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were nominally aligned Your alignment was 0 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: astral vision You could not have this property extrinsically: dimmopathy You could not have this property intrinsically: sickopathy You could not have the double effect of this property: drunken boxing Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 131 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 11 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 19 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 3 Monsters only dropped their equipment with 97% chance Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 8% Wand drop chance was reduced to 97% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 96% Potion drop chance was reduced to 96% Tool drop chance was reduced to 90% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 88% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 10% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 90% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: memorization The following skill could not be trained at all: gun control The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: form VIII (Wedi) The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: bow The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: polearms The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: missile weapons The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: spear (turn 285) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: broadsword (turn 41453) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: protection spells Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 96 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 3 Your hairstyle was 'headwind' and your beard type is 'smooth eel' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5002 turns ago Your areola diameter was 22 Monster spawn increase started at turn 89015 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 651406 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2502 Your limit for ascension was at turn 2639714 The monster class that cannot be genocided was jelly The monster class that was spawned more often: kobold (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: winner sturdy (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: Arne (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: integumental quintupled novelized unframed (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: shield dragon (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: tractional theatrically (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: vanessa assassin (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: violoncellist isolationism (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: shredripper (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: annoying horseman (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: type of ice block giant (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: dicey warp fungus (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: undead henchmen (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: sanctioning dingo (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: otolithic levering (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: infrequent messenger (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: went bema immitigable affluent agglutinate divestiture (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: law drake (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: plunge talc (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: robrechaun (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: shrill giant (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that imitate (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks stun you (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who haven't been completely coded (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks are specific to their internal ID (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks increase your sanity (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that walk through walls (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as gnome (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks stun you (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with the touch of death (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attack makes you trip and drop your items (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: Douglas Adams The monster species that never randomly spawned: barb mushroom The monster species that never randomly spawned: aztec monster The monster species that never randomly spawned: girl hugging boot The monster species that never randomly spawned: APEC turret The monster species that never randomly spawned: mussier conformism The monster species that never randomly spawned: edger dunderpate flagstaff The monster species that never randomly spawned: elemental zombie The monster species that never randomly spawned: multicolor bulb The monster species that never randomly spawned: contortionist pronate The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic control (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of blindness (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stone of misfiring (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: catapult (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of sweetness (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dream eater (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: quarterstaff (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elven bow (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: obsid (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy celestial ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pack of floppies (Tools, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clawed hand (Weapons, freq bonus 41) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lightning (Spellbooks, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ESP (Potions, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: breaking wheel (Weapons, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bleeding (Wands, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fruit (Comestibles, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of weak magic (Amulets, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pet AI stone (Gems, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain strength (Rings, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tarrier (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: synthetic sandals (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: failed attempt boots (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure blindness (Scrolls, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: giant sea anemone (Armor, freq bonus 92) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: contingency (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of plugsuit (Armor, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: feeler gauge stone (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wedge sandals (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bossgod stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lump of royal jelly (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloth chain (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stinking cloud (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of scent (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lycanthropy (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of opposite alignment (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: magic bracers (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elvis shoes (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: soft mattock (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: lara trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: giant explorer trap (freq bonus 9) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 349 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 98 Traps were extra hard to find 1% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 244 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were sleep resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having astral vision (0) You had 1498 points of nutrition remaining You were lucky (2) You had extra luck Good luck did not time out for you Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Hugh Hefner, G-boy and Arsene Lupin Your deity was Arsene Lupin The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.9 (38f00bd5) - last build Mon Nov 3 01:40:08 2025. You played for 0:00:12 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (373) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status attire charm 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of change (snot) Scrolls * scroll of extra healing (ASPARAGUSDUCK SLOTMACHINEROBOT IWASBEES) * scroll of greater mana restoration (SO LIEBER FLAUSCHIGER REGEN) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * ice block (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new bastard 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You honorably defeated high heels in battle 0 times You were kicked in the nuts during high heel battles 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 1 time (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Unskilled] (max Grand Master) (0 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Grand Master) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye readyplayer the Ladiesman... 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