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The tiny dragon passes between the iron bars. Your large shield deflects the electric eel's attack. The electric eel pulls you into the water! You are being wrapped. The electric eel just misses! The electric eel brushes against your leg. You miss the electric eel. The tiny dragon passes between the iron bars. Your blue dragon scales blocks the electric eel's attack. Your blue dragon scales deflects the electric eel's attack. The electric eel bites you! You get zapped! The zap doesn't shock you! The electric eel just misses! You just miss the electric eel. The semi-wee psuedodragon passes between the iron bars. The aggravating wallwalker passes through the iron bars. The electric eel bites you! You die... Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 11 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: technicality You could not have this property extrinsically: see invisible You could not have the double effect of this property: hallucination resistance Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 215 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 16 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 29 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 25 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 13 Book drop chance was reduced to 93% Potion drop chance was reduced to 85% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 93% Armor drop chance was reduced to 94% Food drop chance was reduced to 91% Shop item generation was reduced to 80% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 86% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: healing spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: trident The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: long sword The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: occult spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: whip The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: gun control The following skill became untrainable after a while: orb (turn 45095) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 95 Number of artifacts generated was 2 Number of fake artifacts generated was 6 Your hairstyle was 'half-bald' and your beard type is 'chopper' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5770 turns ago Your areola diameter was 23 Monster spawn increase started at turn 73299 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 1195232 In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 9072 Your limit for ascension was at turn 803266 The monster class that cannot be genocided was mummy The monster class that was spawned more often: wraith (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: millier reconfiscating (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: calomp (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: doctrine sanguine (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: luster monster (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: hitec mold (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: starwars fighter (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: Kaonashi (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: porter radioactive vortex (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: parallelogram dairymen (freq bonus 27) The monster species that spawned more often: quarter-ogre (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: pox juxtaposition (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: emerald draconian (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: misadministration highland (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: Jack the Ripper (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: estranged autograph (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: defiant precapitalistic (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: scheduling huzzahing (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: intermediate gnome (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: DQ slime (freq bonus 84) The monster species that spawned more often: bled fearing (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks eat your dreams (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters of huge size (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks can shoot magic missiles (freq bonus 5) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are strong (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks reduce your skill training (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that cannot be tamed (freq bonus 10) The monster species that never randomly spawned: giant grey termite The monster species that never randomly spawned: naga snakemaster The monster species that never randomly spawned: reworded communism The monster species that never randomly spawned: translucent warp fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: shimmering warp patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: bushy interdiction The monster species that never randomly spawned: eight of hearts The monster species that never randomly spawned: serious bug The monster species that never randomly spawned: alpha pussy The monster species that never randomly spawned: retrograde administrated The monster class that always generated with extra speed: elemental The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: platinum dragon scale shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: extra healing (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: nano shuriken (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pointy shell (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shadow five-seven bullet (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: phase door (Spellbooks, freq bonus 23) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disintegration bar (Weapons, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: deep dragon scales (Armor, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of memory (Armor, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: zanbato (Weapons, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of fainting (Armor, freq bonus 38) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Elena combat boots (Armor, freq bonus 40) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal guard (Spellbooks, freq bonus 19) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: metal sling (Weapons, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of light (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy shield (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jumping (Rings, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Julia combat boots (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rebel stone (Gems, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy stone ball (Iron balls, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hellish bolt (Spellbooks, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poisonous cloak (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pseudo teleporter cloak (Armor, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: autocursing (Rings, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elasthan chain (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chaos bolt (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: grain scythe (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: paper shield (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of covetous warning (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: free hand bug stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of reflection (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: practice (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bloodsucking shoes (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: rememberance trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: initialization trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 445 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 80 Traps were extra hard to find 4% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1664 Strength training was 10 Dexterity training was 8 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 8 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were shock resistant You had 1 points of enchantment expertise You had 1 points of weapon enchantment expertise You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having technicality (0) Your chance to block was 27% You were suffering from a magic vacuum You had infravision You had 1224 points of nutrition remaining You were held by an electric eel Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 20 spells Your pantheon consisted of Talos, Meridia and Clavicus Vile Your deity was Meridia The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:25:47 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (553) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status concentrating 4X Prepared(0) appraisal 4 R Prepared(0) panic digging 4 R Prepared(0) phase door 4 R Not Ready(1845) invoke deity 4 R Not Ready(4492) buc test 4 R Prepared(0) berserk 4 R Prepared(0) kamehameha 4 O Reloading(389) Discoveries Weapons * orcish dagger (crude dagger) * droven dagger (obsidian dagger) * set of crow talons (set of three feather-etched daggers) * blade of pity (curved dagger) * parazonium (triangular dagger) * elven dagger (runed dagger) * dark elven dagger (black runed dagger) * tooth of an algolian suntiger (very sharp tooth) * diskos (circular-sawbladed axe) * moon axe (large silver axe) * dwarvish battle-axe (beaked axe) * battle-axe (double-headed axe) * dwarvish mattock (broad pick) * orcish short sword (crude short sword) * mirrorblade (polished short sword) * blade of mercy (split-bladed short sword) * blade of grace (curved short sword) * dwarvish short sword (broad short sword) * elven short sword (runed short sword) * droven short sword (obsidian short sword) * dark elven short sword (black runed short sword) * vibroblade (gray short sword) * isamusei (oddly-luminous sword) * kachisei (razor-thin sword) * runesword (runic broadsword) * elven broadsword (runed broadsword) * black aestivalis (runed broadsword) * white flower sword (flower-pommeled broadsword) * orcish long sword (crude long sword) * katana (samurai sword) * zanbato (curved white sword) * droven greatsword (large obsidian sword) * tsurugi (long samurai sword) * basterd sword (huge sword) * scimitar (curved sword) * orcish scimitar (crude curved sword) * bent sable (bent sword) * high-elven warsword (runed curved sword) * crow quill (feather-etched rapier) * rakuyo (latch-pommeled saber) * falchion (heavy sword) * aklys (thonged club) * metal club (heavy club) * breaking wheel (wagon wheel) * orcish morning star (crude morning star) * quarterstaff (staff) * double force-blade (double-bladed weapon) * silver khakkhara (silver monk's staff) * runed rod (rod) * star rod (rod) * fire hook (beaked staff) * platinum fire hook (beaked staff) * partisan (vulgar polearm) * glaive (single-edged polearm) * spetum (forked polearm) * ranseur (hilted polearm) * svaerdstav (swedish polearm) * stangoekse (danish axe) * bardiche (long poleaxe) * infernal bardiche (black poleaxe) * ancus (stone polearm) * infernal ancus (ornamental polearm) * voulge (pole cleaver) * halberd (angled poleaxe) * black halberd (black polearm) * fauchard (pole sickle) * guisarme (pruning hook) * bill-guisarme (hooked polearm) * lucern hammer (pronged polearm) * bec de corbin (beaked polearm) * orcish spear (crude spear) * droven spear (long obsidian spear) * elven spear (runed spear) * dwarvish spear (stout spear) * javelin (throwing spear) * pincer staff (claw-ended staff) * force pike (long gray spear) * droven lance (obsidian lance) * orcish bow (crude bow) * elven bow (runed bow) * dark elven bow (black runed bow) * footbow (warped bow) * yumi (long bow) * droven bow (spider-legged bow) * orcish arrow (crude arrow) * elven arrow (runed arrow) * dark elven arrow (black runed arrow) * ya (japanese arrow) * far-east arrow (bamboo arrow) * droven arrow (obsidian arrow) * stick of dynamite (red stick) * droven crossbow (spider-legged crossbow) * droven bolt (obsidian bolt) * shuriken (throwing star) * windmill blade (giant throwing star) * silver chakram (silver circular blade) * force whip (segmented whip) Armor * ichcahuipilli (thick undershirt) * bodyglove (tight black clothes) * plugsuit (tightly fitting suit) * high-elven plate (runed plate mail) * imperial elven armor (runed plate mail) * eilistran armor (clockwork plate armor) * harmonium plate (bladed armor) * lantern plate mail (glass-set plate mail) * droven plate mail (crested black plate) * harmonium scale mail (spiked scale mail) * gnomish suit (little blue vest) * droven chain mail (crested black mail) * orcish chain mail (crude chain mail) * orcish ring mail (crude ring mail) * noble's dress (armored black dress) * consort's suit (loud foppish suit) * force armor stone (gemstone-adorned clothing) * healer uniform (clean white clothes) * jumpsuit (silver clothes) * gentleman's suit (expensive clothes) * gentlewoman's dress (expensive dress) * straitjacket (long-sleeved jacket) * curing uniform (clean white clothes) * Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei) * safeguard suit (orange suit) * nurse uniform (white dress) * commander suit (black men's suit) * camouflaged clothes (camouflage patterned clothes) * shoulder rings (strange rings) * robe (faceless robe) * orcish cloak (coarse mantelet) * dwarvish cloak (hooded cloak) * oilskin cloak (slippery cloak) * rubber apron (apron) * kitchen apron (apron) * frilled apron (apron) * dummy wings (wings) * elven leather helm (leather hat) * gnomish helm (little red hat) * orcish helm (iron skull cap) * dwarvish iron helm (hard hat) * droven helm (spider shaped helm) * elven helm (runed helm) * high-elven helm (runed helm) * sunlight maggot (parasitic insectoid) * standard helmet (twisted visor helmet) * sedge hat (post-nuclear helmet) * skullcap (filtered helmet) * flack helmet (dark helmet) * crystal helm (technical helmet) * mining helm (ceramic helmet) * field helm (wide metal helm) * helm of safeguard (grimace helmet) * war hat (weeping helmet) * plasteel gloves (white gloves) * regular gloves (paper gloves) * gauntlets of safeguard (scrap gloves) * gauntlets of plugsuit (nano gloves) * commander gloves (flower gloves) * field gloves (velvet gloves) * gauntlets of defusing (nonexistant gloves) * complete blockage shield (pavise shield) * super shield (high-grade shield) * kite shield (dragon-shaped shield) * elven shield (blue and green shield) * Uruk-hai shield (white-handed shield) * orcish shield (red-eyed shield) * crystal shield (glass shield) * dwarvish roundshield (large round shield) * orcish guard shield (livid worped-moon shield) * plasteel boots (white boots) * low boots (walking shoes) * iron shoes (hard shoes) * orcish boots (crude shoes) * gnomish boots (little black boots) * high boots (jackboots) * sneakers (turning shoes) * crystal boots (glass boots) * wedge sandals (heeled sandals) * dancing shoes (soft footwear) * sweet mocassins (womens footwear) * soft sneakers (light footwear) * feminine pumps (female footwear) * leather peep-toes (asian footwear) * hippie heels (red overknees) * combat stilettos (heeled boots) * lady boots (lovely boots) * didier sachs shoes (very expensive shoes) * stiletto sandals (feminine sandals) * boots of plugsuit (copper delicately filigreed stilettos) * field boots (white buffalo boots) * boots of safeguard (sharp-edged sandals) * Femmy stiletto boots (a-heels) * Madeleine plateau boots (bone trotteurs) * Marlena hiking boots (enarmoring boots) * Anastasia dancing shoes (profiled boots) * Jessica lady shoes (side zip boots) * Solvejg mocassins (buckled boots) * Wendy leather pumps (inbuilt pistol boots) * Katharina platform boots (block chocolate heel boots) * Sabrina platform boots (barefoot shoes) * Elena combat boots (christmas child mode boots) * Thai combat boots (holu shoes) * Elif sneakers (castlevania boots) * Nadja buckled lady shoes (unisex sneakers) * Sandra combat boots (house shoes) * Natalje block heel sandals (torn boots) * Jeanetta girl boots (block-heeled boots) * Yvonne girl sneakers (warm-werding boots) * Maurah hugging boots (nature boots) * Meltem combat boots (femmy boots) * Sarah hugging boots (espadrilles) * Claudia wooden sandals (doctor claw boots) * Ludgera hiking boots (beautiful heels) * Kati girl boots (thick boots) * Nelly lady pumps (alloy boots) * Eveline wedge sandals (jade boots) * Karin lady sandals (ski heels) * Juen peep-toes (chitin boots) * Kristina platform sneakers (glass shoes) * Lou sneakers (3D-printed sandals) * Almut sneakers (volcanic boots) * Julietta peep-toes (zero-drop shoes) * Arabella hugging boots (expensive shoes) * Kristin combat boots (meteoric steel boots) * Anna hugging boots (snow boots) * Ruea combat boots (battle boots) * Tanja sneakers (irregular boots) * Sonja sneakers (hammer shoes) * Rhea lady pumps (loafers) * Lara combat boots (rumble boots) * Dora combat boots (spooky boots) * Marike sneakers (worn-out sneakers) * Jette combat boots (sandals with socks) * Ina hugging boots (sexy heels) * Sing platform boots (suede shoes) * Victoria combat boots (lolita boots) * Melissa wedge boots (erotic boots) * Anita lady pumps (chelsea boots) * Henrietta combat boots (riding boots) * Annemarie platform sandals (bladed disks) * Jil velcro shoes (garden slippers) * Jana sneakers (sputa boots) * Katrin combat boots (cyan sneakers) * Gudrun wedge sandals (leather fleece boots) * Ella wedge sandals (everlasting boots) * Manuela combat boots (treaded heels) * Jennifer combat boots (platform fleecies) * Patricia steel-capped sandals (fleecy boots) * Antje sneakers (homo shoes) * Antje combat boots (flat-soled shoes) * Kerstin combat boots (plof heels) * Kerstin wooden sandals (heroine mocassins) * Kerstin sneakers (ugly boots) * Laura winter boots (alligator pumps) * Larissa platform boots (tall boots) * Nora combat boots (ng shoes) * Natalia wedge sandals (bayonet heels) * Susanne combat boots (corona boots) * Lisa combat boots (devil's lettuce shoes) * Bridghitte ski heels (heavy boots) * Julia combat boots (platform boots) * Nicole combat boots (demonologist boots) * Rita stilettos (ankle strap sandals) * Janina lady pumps (superhard sandals) * Rosa girl shoes (area boots) * Ksenia platform sandals (high-heeled chelsea boots) * Lydia lady pumps (house slippers) * Conny combat boots (combat boots) * Katia combat boots (marji shoes) * Mariya combat boots stone (diamond delicately filigreed stilettos) * Elise hippie heels (wedge boots) * Ronja combat boots (reflective slippers) * Ariane combat boots (business shoes) * Johanna combat boots (rainbow boots) * Inge combat boots (elean boots) * Ruth sneakers (elite sneakers) * Magdalena combat boots (otting boots) * Marleen combat boots (industrial boots) * Klara platform sandals (particularly terrible boots) * Friederike dancing shoes (hot boots) * Naomi stilettos (fetish heels) * Ute platform sandals (comfortable sneakers) * Jasieen wedge sandals (titanic shoes) * Yasaman leather boots (football shoes) * May-Britt sandals (arcane boots) * Nadine stiletto sandals (generic high heels) * Luisa hugging boots (climbing boots) * Irina wedge sandals (indoor shoes) * Liselotte hugging boots (winter boots) * Greta hugging boots (wedge espadrilles) * Jane hugging boots (jungle boots) * Sue Lyn winter boots (plastic sandals) * Charlotte hugging boots (sister shoes) * Hannah cuddle boots (winged sandals) * Little Marie hugging boots (gentleman shoes) * Verena stiletto sandals (blue sneakers) Scrolls scroll of healing (DONT STARE ME ALWAYS) scroll of mana (SMALLER3 SMALLER3 SMALLER3) scroll of phase door (TRASH EM EXTENDED DEMOLITIN DERBY AFTERMATH) scroll of standard id (FREEDOM FOR NON VACCINATED PEOPLE) scroll of cure (OVONORMALTRINE) scroll of heal other (HTH HAND GFY) * scroll of extra healing (YOU NEED NINE COUNTERS FOR BERRYTOWN TO WOMAN CITY) * scroll of greater mana restoration (WASH MY PAST AWAY) Potions potion of paralysis (bubbly) Wands wand of probing called no message (cambridge) Gems pink gem called pink 1 Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2 Level 1: Level 2: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 5 times You eaten food with animal by-products 3 times You eaten meat 3 times You have communicated with the gods 2 times You prayed to the gods 1 time You hit with a wielded weapon 14 times You killed 12 monsters You read items or engraved 3 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 3 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 1 time You read scrolls 2 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 4 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 1 pet You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 11 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 3 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 1 time You kicked doors or locked containers 2 times You fumbled 2 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 2 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new urgoth 0 times You allowed 1 egg to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 1 potion You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 1 time You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (8 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) shield [Basic] (max Expert) (24 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (22 of 160) two-handed weapons [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (23 of 160) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (11 of 20) missile weapons [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (14 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) knife [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) axe [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) pick-axe [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) short sword [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) broadsword [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) long sword [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) two-handed sword [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) scimitar [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) saber [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) club [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) paddle [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) mace [Basic] (max Master) (29 of 160) morning star [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) flail [Basic] (max Master) (25 of 160) hammer [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) claw [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) polearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) spear [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) javelin [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) trident [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) lance [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) bow [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sling [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) firearms [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) crossbow [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) dart [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) shuriken [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) boomerang [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) boulder-throwing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) whip [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) unicorn horn [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) lightsaber [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (3 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (4 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (7 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Meathead II the Warrior...