porkmantwo, chaotic male angelic Priest --- ,.... |@d. |... .. [Porkmantw the Aspirant] St8 Dx10 Co8 In8 Wi9 Ch10 PriAngMalCha S0 Dlvl:1 $0 HP22(22) Pw20(20) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1180 T1 Latest messages Hello porkmantwo, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic angelic Priest. You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: This is a bleeding-edge development version of SLEX. Playtesters are welcome. You can help me in particular by playing the new roles and races that have been added lately. If you encounter any bugs or weirdness while playing, please notify me, the best way of contacting me is via the #em.slashem.me IRC channel (Freenode). --Amy The moon is waning tonight. Watch out! Bad things can happen on Friday the 13th. Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: invisibility Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 184 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 14 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 37 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 27 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 3 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 147 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 64% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 90% Ring drop chance was reduced to 51% Wand drop chance was reduced to 95% Potion drop chance was reduced to 87% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 91% Armor drop chance was reduced to 85% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 95% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance The following skill could not be trained at all: body armor The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: mace The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: occult spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: broadsword (turn 30) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: enchantment spells (turn 59338) Heavy curses were more common by 45% Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 4% Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 76722 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 143318 In this game, Eevee's evolution was spiriteon Your limit for ascension was at turn 832560 The monster class that cannot be genocided was centaur The monster color that was spawned more often: red (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: brexit hobbit (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: retailer scalding (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: officially torii (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: disenchanter eye (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: blade of chaos (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: empty wall (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: speeder rust monster (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: aquatic elven shaman (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: sailor shark (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: turbo wort (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: sludge force fungus (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: jav banger (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: exclusivity casaba (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: amorphous warp fungus (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: quart recreation donated (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: forwarder covet (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: gray slayer (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: ice growth (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: mulcting bustard (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: Carola (freq bonus 10) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain dexterity (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with antimatter (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks disenchant your gear into the negatives (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that cannot be tamed (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause really bad effects (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have humanoid speech (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have a proper name (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as vampire (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that need a pick-axe for tunneling (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain constitution (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: poliomyelitic cutesiest The monster species that never randomly spawned: Windows ME The monster species that never randomly spawned: volcanic vortex The monster species that never randomly spawned: campsite skirmishing The monster species that never randomly spawned: sam churned The monster species that never randomly spawned: jotting staid outwaited The monster species that never randomly spawned: uppercase knapper The monster species that never randomly spawned: club racquet The monster species that never randomly spawned: wind patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: weit unicorn The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: danger (finger-smashing) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: emerald dragon scale mail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: berserk (immortal) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: runesword (runic broadsword) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: brick missile ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of coagulation (sand cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stick of dynamite (red stick) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of drain resistance (vampiric cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: peridot (radiant) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: beautiful shirt ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: soft lady shoe ((null), freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: skullcap (metal disk, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: polyform (radiant green, freq bonus 59) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stasis (moaning, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: feather armor ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: measurer ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silk scourge ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: long pointy heels (worn-out sneakers, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mommy stone (gray, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of plugsuit (tightly fitting gloves, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aurora beam (alarming, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wooden bar ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of bad alignment (hydra helmet, freq bonus 60) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flooding (CHEEP CHEEP AND BOSS BASS ARE FILTHY CHEATERS, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spec lance ((null), freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: phase door (LESBIANISM FOR EVERYONE, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy paper ball ((null), freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diving (next, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: spetum (forked polearm, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: backfire (fadeless, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of invisibility (opera cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shield of reflection (polished silver shield) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: water dragon scale shield (water dragonhide shield) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stone of intrinsic loss (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: crown ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: trap creation (weird) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shit stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: submachine gun ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elysium scourge ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of stone (gray cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: outta depth trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: caltrops trap (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 687 traps Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1542 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having fire resistance (0) You were prevented from having cold resistance (0) You were prevented from having sleep resistance (0) You were prevented from having disintegration resistance (0) You were prevented from having shock resistance (0) You were prevented from having poison resistance (0) You were prevented from having drain resistance (0) You were prevented from having sickness resistance (0) You were prevented from having magic resistance (0) You were prevented from having acid resistance (0) You were prevented from having petrification resistance (0) You were prevented from having fear resistance (0) You were prevented from having see invisible (0) You were prevented from having manaleech (0) You were prevented from having peacevision (0) You were prevented from having telepathy (0) You were prevented from having warning (0) You were prevented from having automatic searching (0) You were prevented from having clairvoyance (0) You were prevented from having infravision (0) You were prevented from having detect monsters (0) You were prevented from having invisibility (0) You were prevented from having displacement (0) You were prevented from having stealth (0) You were prevented from having jumping (0) You were prevented from having teleport control (0) You were prevented from having flying (0) You were prevented from having magical breathing (0) You were prevented from having phasing (0) You were prevented from having slow digestion (0) You were prevented from having half spell damage (0) You were prevented from having half physical damage (0) You were prevented from having regeneration (0) You were prevented from having mana regeneration (0) You were prevented from having polymorph control (0) You were prevented from having speed (0) You were prevented from having reflection (0) You were prevented from having keen memory (0) You were prevented from having a sight bonus (0) You were prevented from having curse resistance (0) You were prevented from having stun resistance (0) You were prevented from having confusion resistance (0) You were prevented from having psi resistance (0) You were prevented from having double attacks (0) You were prevented from having quad attacks (0) You were prevented from having free action (0) You were prevented from hallu partying (0) You were prevented from drunken boxing (0) You were prevented from having stunnopathy (0) You were prevented from having numbopathy (0) You were prevented from having dimmopathy (0) You were prevented from having freezopathy (0) You were prevented from being a stoned chiller (0) You were prevented from having corrosivity (0) You were prevented from having an increased fear factor (0) You were prevented from having burnopathy (0) You were prevented from having sickopathy (0) You were prevented from having wonderlegs (0) You were prevented from having glib combat (0) You were prevented from using the force like a real jedi (0) You were prevented from having contamination resistance (0) You were prevented from having discount action (0) You were prevented from having full nutrients (0) You were prevented from having technicality (0) You were prevented from having scent view (0) You were prevented from having diminished bleeding (0) Your chance to block was 21% You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You aggravated monsters You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells Your pantheon consisted of Yaldabaoth, the void and Sophia Your deity was Sophia The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.1 (d1eaf760) - last build Mon Mar 9 12:11:13 2020. You could not have safely prayed (437) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - healing 1 + healing 0% 100% b - detect monsters 4 + divine 90% 300% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status turn undead 1XR Prepared(0) blessing 1X Prepared(0) spirituality check 1X Prepared(0) dazzle 1 R Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor robe (brown robe) Scrolls scroll of clouds (MY WOMAN IS NAMED BORYLL) scroll of healing (WOE TO THE PLIERS) scroll of mana (LV FTS) scroll of phase door (CONGLATURATION) scroll of standard id (E Y HI A) scroll of cure (SUCCOTASH EM EXTENDED LOONY TOON) scroll of heal other (CUT ENEMY BY HAMME OR NAIL) * scroll of extra healing (KINUESILI STATION) * scroll of greater mana restoration (EIESOUS OUAIR AMOUN OUTHI) Spellbooks spellbook of healing (rank) spellbook of detect monsters (stripy green) Potions * potion of water (clear) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new angel 0 times Your skills at the end (0 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Grand Master) (59 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) divination spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Goodbye porkmantwo the Priest... You and the little dog escaped from the dungeon with 6 points, Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.