porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest












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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St9 Dx8 Co10 In6 Wi11 Ch5 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1310 T304


Latest messages
  The kitten drops 2 gold pieces.
  The kitten picks up 2 gold pieces {0}.
  The kitten drops 2 gold pieces.
  The kitten picks up 5 gold pieces {0}.
  The kitten drops 5 gold pieces.
  The kitten picks up 2 gold pieces {0}.
  You hear gently lapping water.
  The kitten drops 2 gold pieces.
  The kitten picks up 5 gold pieces {0}.
  The kitten drops 5 gold pieces.
  You hear bubbling water.
  You hear gently lapping water.
  The kitten picks up 2 gold pieces {0}.
  You hear soft splashing.
  The kitten drops 2 gold pieces.
  You have keen knowledge of the spell.
  You add the "gouge dick" spell to your repertoire.
  spellbook of gouge dick - This is a spellbook. Color: gray. Material: paper. Appearance: virtual. Spell level: 5. Reading it allows you to learn a new spell permanently, or refresh your memory if you already know the spell.
  This spell is only useful if you're currently engulfed by a monster. If that is the case, you will use your penis to gouge a hole in the engulfing monster, paralyzing and heavily damaging it. For some reason this also works if you're female.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Your inventory
  Weapons
  a - an invisible blessed +0 mace (weapon in hand) {12}
  Armor
  b - a blessed +0 robe (being worn) {16}
  c - a blessed +2 small shield (being worn) {12}
  Comestibles
  f - a blessed clove of garlic {0}
  g - a blessed sprig of wolfsbane {0}
  Scrolls
  j - a blessed scroll of enchant armor {0}
  k - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  l - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  m - an uncursed rotted scroll of phase door {0}
  n - 2 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  o - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  p - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  q - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0}
  Spellbooks
  h - a blessed finalized spellbook of healing (0:4) {0}
  i - a blessed spellbook of resist poison (0:2) {0}
  r - an uncursed finalized spellbook of gouge dick (0:2) {0}
  Potions
  d - 2 finalized potions of holy water {0}
  e - 2 potions of holy water {0}

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 12
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 16
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 30
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 20
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 75% chance
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 77%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 81%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 98%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 98%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 92%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 85%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 54% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: unicorn horn
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: broadsword
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: riding
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: chaos spells (turn 5)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: petkeeping (turn 47169)
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  1
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 89012
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 159157
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1889107
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was gnome
  The monster class that was spawned more often: snake (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fucking hell I don't recognize this monster (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: chem grue (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: slowgoblin (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shewing saliently (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: techno warp patch (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: clerical spore (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nice girl in velcro shoes (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: colorless mold (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: floating spore (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sparkling patch (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ogre zombie (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: spectral tyrannosaur (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: duah sephirah (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: conquistador considering huddler gardener (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: floating fungus (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fish rooftop (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: main school graduate (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fays cat (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ace of diamonds (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: cylon command centurion (freq bonus 24)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks freeze you solid (freq bonus 8)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are uncommon by a factor 5 (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have beam attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks increase your sanity (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: chaos spider
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: noober
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: petredge
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: shapeshifter
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: inducting doggie
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: real magma hound
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: squigglier depersonalized
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: asserter cloggy
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Rebel Ringfailure
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: unreal colony
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: elven leather helm (leather hat)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amethyst (violet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: anti caster cloak (second-hand cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of screwy interface (martial)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: The Nemean Lion hide ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: helm of true sight (translucent helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: possession identification (catched)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of weak magic (weaksauce)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of fumbling (shaking cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: battery cloak (spellsucking cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shrouded identity stone (gray, freq bonus 34)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quasar stone (gray, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: corrosion (heavy metal, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of misfiring (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: morganite (pink, freq bonus 59)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sturdy plateau boot for girls ((null), freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: senzu ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hugging boot ((null), freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clone monster (radiating, freq bonus 54)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dehydrating stone (gray, freq bonus 28)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: feather armor ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bridge muzzle ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mutation (fleecy, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: thorns (crepuscle, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of protection (blue robe, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mace ((null), freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bohemian ear spoon ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: create familiar (glittering, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quaversal stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of violet glass (violet, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: yith tentacle ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dywypi stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: acquirement (THE RESULT IS THE FRUIT)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: filtering stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: proof weapon (YOU ARE DOOMED)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: helm of telepathy (visored helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cure burn (fiery)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: checkerboard stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: time spending (clocked)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cure serious wounds (cacao)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: rain cloud trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: fire trap (freq bonus 15)
  The spell school whose books are more common was occult spells (freq bonus 3)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 41 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 679
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 15
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 915 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Commissioner Hunter, Jeweler Jublgrais and Captain Future
  Your deity was Captain Future
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.1 (d1eaf760) - last build Tue Dec 31 01:31:24 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (255)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%   97%
  b - resist poison          1 +    protect    0%   97%
  c - gouge dick             5 +  elemental   95%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (octarine robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of enchant armor (LESUO RUANJIAN KAIFA SHANG SHI ANG ZANG DE JINU)
    scroll of healing (HI BILLY MAZE HERE)
    scroll of mana (TIKSRVZLLAT IS THE BOSS MONSTER OF THE VOID)
    scroll of phase door (ZAWESOME)
    scroll of standard id (WONDERLOVELY BATHING HOUSE)
    scroll of cure (CERB BRK PAND)
    scroll of heal other (FYGING THROUGH THE CROWD)
  * scroll of extra healing (THERE IS NO SPOON)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (AMYXJONADAB)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (far away)
    spellbook of resist poison (tattered)
    spellbook of gouge dick (virtual)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You read items or engraved 1 time
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 1 time
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new redguard 0 times

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (62 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (5 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
Youescaped from the dungeon with 0 points,