porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest


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[Porkman the Aspirant]  St7 Dx8 Co13 In8 Wi10 Ch8 PriRedMalCha S0
Dlvl:1 $0 HP28(28) Pw18(18) AC4 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt40/1380 T1


Latest messages
  Hello porkman, welcome to SlashEMExtended!  You are a chaotic redguardian Priest.
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Message of the day: This is a bleeding-edge development version of SLEX. Playtesters are welcome. You can help me in particular by playing the new roles and races that have been added lately. If you encounter any bugs or weirdness while playing, please notify me, the best way of contacting me is via the #em.slashem.me IRC channel (Freenode). --Amy
  The moon is waxing tonight.
  Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) 

Final attributes
  You were nominally aligned
  Your alignment was  0
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property intrinsically: wallwalking
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 7
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 18
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 15
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 18
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 16
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 156
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10
  Book drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 74%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 71%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 71%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 49%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 78%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 68% of the time only
  The following skill could not be trained at all: morning star
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: enchantment spells
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: enchantment spells
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: martial arts
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: matter spells (turn 185)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: enchantment spells (turn 57723)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: body spells
  Heavy curses were more common by 37%
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 64488
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 181414
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 392156
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was grue
  The monster class that was spawned more often: eye or sphere (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: mana force fungus (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: black sentai (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: death berserker (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: taliban militia (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: pumpshot lich (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: insectoid (freq bonus 48)
  The monster species that spawned more often: triceratops (freq bonus 5)
  The monster species that spawned more often: umbra missingno (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bloodfish (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: squadron coinsured (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: junow trice (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: panorama chairmanning (freq bonus 144)
  The monster species that spawned more often: locomotive (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sepia warp patch (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: magic warp patch (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tschorlu sephirah (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: venetian fountainhead invaluably (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: plant guardian (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: corruptor (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: enriching inundated sidlingly (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with a game-specific nastiness attack (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that use nemesis dialogue (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that hit as a +4 weapon (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause you to hallucinate (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks freeze you with ice blocks (freq bonus 5)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can throw boulders (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks turn you to stone (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: returner thou loop
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: renegade watch captain
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: levitating obstacle
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pointer patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: scarlet warp patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: journalism doorman chivaree
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: little ruby
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: null
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: frost slinger
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: stone bombard devil
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: trove
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dark batarang ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sand (KALIMARI DESERT)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of unchanging (concave)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mineral bolt ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lootcut stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: plow ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: shadow horn (horn)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: riding crop ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: battery stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of conflict (politician cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: green lightsaber (lightsaber, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shit stone (gray, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: down level (silvervine, freq bonus 181)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: latency stone (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bunny cake ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yumi (long bow, freq bonus 330)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enlightenment (swirly, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: horror stone (gray, freq bonus 53)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disintegration (stable, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aule smithing (imba, freq bonus 171)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven cloak (faded pall, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: regeneration (moonstone, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bishop stone (gray, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: magic resistance (dark, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: practice (insulating, freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: otama ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: obsidian hostage chain ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elongation cloak (long-range cloak, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: moonstone (white, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nownsible stone (gray, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Gems (freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: wrapover stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: acquirement (important)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: status stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of pumping (shaven)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: prostitute shoe ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pack of floppies (box containing little plastic cards)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: high-heeled sandal ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: crystal plate mail ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: radium (crimson)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: inka leash (leash)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: wishing trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: display trap (freq bonus 10)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 821 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 416
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 1
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were poison resistant
  You were immune to sickness
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  Your chance to block was 21%
  You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Moori, King Kai and Vegeta
  Your deity was Vegeta
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.1 (d1eaf760) - last build Tue Dec 31 01:31:24 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (183)
  You survived 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  100%
  b - wizard lock            2 +     matter    0%  100%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead           1X     Prepared(0)
  blessing              1X     Prepared(0)
  spirituality check    1X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (black robe)
  Scrolls
    scroll of fire (THE FIRST OPPONENT IS CALLED HONEST PHIL)
    scroll of healing (RGB ZNFUVAALL CRERIBQ)
    scroll of mana (BANDSMAN GROOMS LUCK)
    scroll of phase door (AMYBSOD DOES NOT KNOW C)
    scroll of standard id (KIELI ON NIMELTAEAEN SUOMALAINEN EIKAE ESPANJA)
    scroll of cure (POOFY IS NOT AN INSULT)
    scroll of heal other (COMBATDEPTH LAB CORRODE)
  * scroll of extra healing (NERVE KILLING IT)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (FINNING SPIDGET)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (fat)
    spellbook of wizard lock (green eyed)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new redguard 0 times

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spirituality       [Basic] (max Grand Master) (59 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...
You and the little dog
escaped from the dungeon with 4 points,
Since you escaped early, the score list will not be checked.