porkman, chaotic male redguardian Priest


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[Porkman the Priest]  St12 Dx11 Co12 In7 Wi11 Ch8 PriRedMalCha S40346
Min:7 $121 HP-2(144) Pw101(101) AC-14 MC2 Mov12 Sn0 Xp10/8407 Wt985/1820 T4725 Par


Latest messages
  [-10 -> 41]
  It hits you!
  [-7 -> 34]
  Your plate mail blocks its attack.
  It hits you!
  [-10 -> 24]
  Warning: HP low!
  It hits you!
  [-5 -> 20]
  Warning: HP low!
  It hits you!
  You dream that you hear the howling of the CwnAnnwn...
  [-12 -> 8]
  Warning: HP low!
  You are hit by a shotgun shell.
  [-1 -> 7]
  Warning: HP low!
  You dodge a shotgun shell.
  It hits you!
  You die...

Your inventory
  Weapons
  w - a blessed +0 mace {12}
  Armor
  a - a blessed +0 enchanted (of aggravate monster) pair of field gloves {4}
  n - the uncursed +1 gnomish helm named 20000 Leagues Under the Sea (being worn) {1}
  v - a blessed +3 pair of iron shoes (being worn) {20}
  F - a blessed +3 pair of gauntlets of dexterity (being worn) {4}
  H - an uncursed +0 enchanted (of poison resistance) plate mail (being worn) {200}
  Z - a blessed +1 elven leather helm {2}
  Comestibles
  N - an uncursed tin of cockatoo meat {0}
  O - an uncursed apple {0}
  Scrolls
  f - an uncursed scroll of healing {0}
  M - a blessed scroll of regular material {0}
  P - a blessed finalized scroll of fire {0}
  S - an uncursed scroll of mana {0}
  T - an uncursed finalized scroll of inventory id {0}
  Potions
  X - an uncursed finalized potion of levitation {0}
  Rings
  g - an uncursed ring of polymorph control (on right hand) {0}
  W - an uncursed +2 ring of protection (on left hand) {0}
  Wands
  b - an uncursed wand of paralysis called sleep/daeth/paral (0:1) {0}
  Q - an uncursed wand of teleportation called vanish (0:8) {0}
  V - an uncursed wand of opening (0:8) {0}
  Y - an uncursed wand of curse items (0:10) {0}
  Tools
  r - an uncursed magic lamp called magix (lit) {0}
  t - a blessed +3 unicorn horn (weapon in hands) {8}
  u - a blessed bag of tricks (0:21) {5}
  y - an uncursed skeleton key {0}
  A - an uncursed bag of tricks (0:21) {5}
  R - the uncursed oilskin sack called oilkskin named Surfing Fun {724}
  Gems
  U - 2 blessed +0 touchstones

Contents of the oilskin sack called oilkskin named Surfing Fun:
  6267 gold pieces {0}
  an uncursed +0 mace {12}
  an uncursed +0 submachine gun (auto) {8}
  8 cursed +0 frag grenades {0}
  2 blessed +5 bullets named Stormwillow {0}
  an uncursed +0 submachine gun (auto) {8}
  5 uncursed +0 bullets {0}
  40 uncursed +0 shotgun shells {0}
  an uncursed +0 shotgun {15}
  an uncursed +0 broadsword {30}
  an uncursed +0 ceramic knife {2}
  the uncursed +0 organoblade named Azurewrath {60}
  an uncursed +0 flail {7}
  a blessed +3 hugging boot {5}
  24 cursed -4 rockets {0}
  22 blessed +2 crossbow bolts {0}
  an uncursed +1 crossbow {20}
  an uncursed +0 sniper rifle {20}
  17 blessed +0 shotgun shells {0}
  19 uncursed +3 shotgun shells {0}
  an uncursed +0 pair of leather gloves {4}
  a blessed +4 dented pot {4}
  an uncursed +0 paper shield {10}
  an uncursed +2 elven shield {20}
  an uncursed +0 helmet called priob normal {20}
  an uncursed +0 pair of leather gloves {4}
  an uncursed +0 helmet called priob normal {20}
  a cursed -1 unwanted helmet {20}
  an uncursed +0 bad shirt {2}
  a blessed +0 robe {16}
  an uncursed +1 banded mail {160}
  an uncursed +0 bronze plate mail {200}
  an uncursed +0 pair of low boots {4}
  a blessed +2 small shield {12}
  13 uncursed Pork Kebabs {0}
  an uncursed food ration {0}
  5 uncursed asian pears {0}
  a blessed cream pie {0}
  2 cursed cream pies {0}
  an uncursed fortune cookie {0}
  3 uncursed tripe rations {0}
  3 uncursed apples {0}
  an uncursed bean {0}
  a blessed clove of garlic {0}
  9 uncursed cream pies {0}
  a blessed sprig of wolfsbane {0}
  2 cursed scrolls of heal other {0}
  a heavily cursed scroll of cure {0}
  an uncursed scroll of gain mana {0}
  a blessed scroll of mana {0}
  a blessed scroll of healing {0}
  an uncursed scroll of charging {0}
  an uncursed scroll of heal other {0}
  an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  7 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  a blessed finalized scroll of teleportation {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of dig (0:4) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of wizard lock (4:2) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of anti disintegration (0:0) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of acid sphere (6:0) {0}
  an uncursed finalized spellbook of drain life (0:0) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of stun monster (0:3) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of passwall (0:2) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of force bolt (0:4) {0}
  an uncursed spellbook of blank paper (0:2) {0}
  an uncursed finalized spellbook of levitation (0:3) {0}
  an uncursed finalized spellbook of haste self (0:4) {0}
  a blessed spellbook of detect monsters (1:3) {0}
  a blessed spellbook of healing (6:0) {0}
  an uncursed potion of booze called booze {0}
  a blessed potion of fruit juice called fruit/see {0}
  an uncursed potion of healing {0}
  2 uncursed potions of restore ability {0}
  2 uncursed finalized potions of healing {0}
  an uncursed finalized potion of blood {0}
  an uncursed finalized potion of invulnerability {0}
  an uncursed potion of monster detection {0}
  a blessed finalized potion of vampire blood {0}
  a potion of holy water {0}
  an uncursed potion of levitation {0}
  a cursed potion of heroism {0}
  a cursed potion of enlightenment {0}
  a cursed potion of gain energy {0}
  an uncursed potion of object detection {0}
  an uncursed finalized potion of restore ability {0}
  a heavily cursed potion of levitation {0}
  a blessed potion of ice {0}
  a blessed potion of ESP {0}
  a heavily cursed -2 ring of gain strength {0}
  a blessed +1 ring of gain dexterity {0}
  a cursed ring of protection from shape changers {0}
  an uncursed ring of see invisible {0}
  an uncursed +0 pick-axe {32}
  a blessed oil lamp called oil (1311) {0}
  a cursed blindfold {0}
  an uncursed oil lamp called oil (1110) {0}
  an uncursed symbiote {0}
  7 cursed wax candle (2000)'s {0}
  an uncursed magic marker (0:64) {0}
  an uncursed skeleton key {0}
  a cursed skeleton key {0}
  3 uncursed +0 tourmalines {3}

Final attributes
  You were devoutly aligned
  Your alignment was  14
  Your max alignment was  30
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: detect monsters
  You could not have this property intrinsically: sickness resistance
  Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 16
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 23
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 16
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 65% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 91% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 68%
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 27%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 14%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 91%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 76%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 86% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 83% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: lightsaber
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: bow
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: trident (turn 1)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: pick-axe (turn 19847)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: martial arts (turn 49121)
  The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: chaos spells
  Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 6%
  Number of artifacts generated was  1
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  13
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 40758
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 158025
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was sylveon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 1602895
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was sea monster
  The monster species that spawned more often: ropewalk draftiest (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wolver (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: chartering unprotestingly jemmied (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: werekangaroo (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: quintuple napery selecting critiquing shorting sloucher (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: italian lass (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: thulium scotsman (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: litter bomb (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: investigation grubstaker (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: child rhapsodic (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: tuxie (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: rhaumbusun (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: snow orc (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: narc quaint (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: techno force fungus (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Patricia's steel-capped sandal (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: recharging gnarl lemming coagulated (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: scandaled yawling (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: smog palmate (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: kill-ya mafia type (freq bonus 8)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do shock damage (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks freeze you solid (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make boss taunts (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can tunnel (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Angband (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that cuss (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters who can cast clerical spells (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Animeband (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: nine-headed hydra
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: dingo puppy
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pool edge swimmer
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: clashing ogre
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: blister mold
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: sawing flew
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: disgusting colony
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: journeyman spore lichen
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: high ping bastard
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: snowothere
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: helm of teleport control (space helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of quenching (asbestos cloak)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: infravision (zinc)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: glaive (single-edged polearm)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: scripted helmet (hacker helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: strangling (choking)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: low stat stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Hawaiian shirt ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: checkerboard stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: ether bolt ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bunny uniform (red leather armor, freq bonus 77)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of dimness (viva cloak, freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anti training stone (gray, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mythical sable ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cyan dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weakness stone (gray, freq bonus 22)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: riding crop ((null), freq bonus 67)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sailor blouse ((null), freq bonus 26)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon undead (shining, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dwarvish cloak (hooded cloak, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black sweets ((null), freq bonus 91)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stickshoe ((null), freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scalpel ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: covelline (black, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tele level (GON GET YA, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: conundrum nunchiaku ((null), freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of edibility (wary, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of bliss (calling, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ranseur (hilted polearm, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yellow dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: worthless piece of orange glass (orange)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: summon elm (IF YOU DO NOT COME BACK RIGHT NOW I WILL BE VERY ANGRY)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: full lead suit ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of covetous warning (egyptian)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stone of thirst (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: special camouflaged clothes (camouflage patterned clothes)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: violet beauty heels (orgasm pumps)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: terere (nanika)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: turn limit stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cure numbness (opaque)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: solvejg trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: cursed grave (freq bonus 2)
  The spell school whose books are more common was body spells (freq bonus 6)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 68 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 8116
  Strength training was 30
  Dexterity training was 29
  Wisdom training was 34
  Constitution training was 36
  Your sanity was 0
  You were doubly poison resistant
  You were paralyzed (-3)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having detect monsters (0)
  You had 727 points of nutrition remaining
  You regenerated mana
  You were protected
  You had polymorph control
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 75 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Asgore Dreemurr, the Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath and Chara
  Your deity was Chara
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.1 (d1eaf760) - last build Tue Dec 31 01:31:24 2019.
  You could  have safely prayed (0)
  You are dead 

Spells known in the end
      Name               Level     Category  Fail  Memory
  a - healing                1 +    healing    0%  289%
  b - detect monsters        4 +     divine   19%  254%
  c - force bolt             1 +     attack   36%  133%
  d - acid sphere            1 +     matter   36%   78%
  e - haste self             3 +       body   90%   55%
  f - levitation             4 +       body   90%   79%
  g - passwall               6 +       body   98%   79%
  h - stun monster           1 +    enchant   36%   79%
  i - drain life             3 +     attack   90%   80%
  j - anti disintegration    6 +    protect   98%   80%
  k - wizard lock            2 +     matter   47%   80%

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  turn undead          10X     LIMIT(0)
      blessing             10X     LIMIT(7744)
  spirituality check   10X     LIMIT(0)
      appraisal            10 R    LIMIT(257)
  panic digging        10 R    LIMIT(0)
  phase door           10 R    LIMIT(0)
  invoke deity         10 R    LIMIT(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    robe (octarine robe)
    helmet called priob normal (precious helmet)
    gauntlets of dexterity (spanish gloves)
    field gloves (inka gloves)
    gnomish helm (little red hat)
    iron shoes (hard shoes)
    elven leather helm (leather hat)
    leather gloves (nondescript gloves)
    elven shield (blue and green shield)
    unwanted helmet (spinning helmet)
    low boots (walking shoes)
  Scrolls
    scroll of teleportation (DER VORNAME NABE)
    scroll of healing (MY WOMAN IS NAMED BORYLL)
    scroll of mana (NOTHINGOFFPULL)
    scroll of phase door (THE KURWA CHALLENGE CAUSED ELRONND TO DEVELOP PTSD)
    scroll of standard id (EDGELORD WITH A BLUNT WEAPON)
    scroll of cure (SABAOTH)
    scroll of heal other (KCATTA SOD)
  * scroll of extra healing (BEGONE THOT)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (POPO LILI TIKTIK)
    scroll called wtf (SUS COMNITUS)
    scroll of enchant weapon (GODFATHER OF ALL ROGUELIKES)
    scroll of enchant armor (LDL 750 MG SLASH DL)
    scroll of regular material (FASTINTERRUPTREQUESTHACK)
    scroll of fire (FIRE BIRD BELLE)
    scroll of inventory id (RAMBA ZAMBA)
    scroll of gain mana (SHOUTOUT TO SINGLEFLIPS)
    scroll of charging (FOO BAR)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of healing (deep blue)
    spellbook of detect monsters (illuminated)
    spellbook of haste self (threatening)
    spellbook of acid sphere (peaceful)
    spellbook of blank paper (plain)
    spellbook of force bolt (charming)
    spellbook of levitation (volatile)
    spellbook of passwall (pink)
    spellbook of stun monster (long yellow)
    spellbook of drain life (garbage)
    spellbook of anti disintegration (displacing)
    spellbook of wizard lock (psionic)
    spellbook of dig (ancient)
  Potions
  * potion of water (clear)
    potion of healing (alchemical)
    potion of invisibility (thyme)
    potion of paralysis (glam)
    potion of fruit juice called fruit/see (squishy)
    potion of monster detection (cranberry)
    potion of gain ability (essential)
    potion of booze called booze (radiating)
    potion of levitation (sauce)
    potion called amnesiafuckyou (sparkling)
    potion of restore ability (stevia)
    potion of blood (blood-red)
    potion of invulnerability (blue)
    potion of vampire blood (blood-red)
    potion of heroism (moonshine)
    potion of enlightenment (quiet)
    potion of gain energy (cacao)
    potion of object detection (illegal)
    potion of ice (spiritual)
    potion of ESP (iffy)
  Rings
    ring of gain dexterity (bronze)
    ring of protection (cameo)
    ring of polymorph control (tortoise shell)
    ring of gain strength (cryptolocker)
    ring of protection from shape changers (lighting)
    ring of see invisible (thallium)
  Wands
    wand of teleportation called vanish (chemical)
    wand of paralysis called sleep/daeth/paral (adamantium)
    wand of create monster (cinnabar)
    wand of opening (flashing)
    wand of curse items (buzzing)
  Tools
    bag of tricks (bag)
    oilskin sack called oilkskin (bag)
    magic lamp called magix (lamp)
    oil lamp called oil (lamp)
    skeleton key (key)
    wax candle (candle)
  Gems
    touchstone (gray)
    tourmaline (violet)
    worthless piece of orange glass (orange)
    worthless piece of cyan glass (cyan)
    bone fragment (gray)
    worthless piece of violet glass (violet)
    worthless piece of black glass (black)
    sling ammo (gray)
    flint stone (gray)
    worthless piece of yellow glass (yellow)
    talc (gray)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Gnomish Mines: levels 5 to 7
  Level 7: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You eaten 26 times
  You eaten food with animal by-products 20 times
  You eaten meat 20 times
  You have communicated with the gods 10 times
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 476 times
  You killed 239 monsters
  You read items or engraved 29 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You changed form 1 time
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 66 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 7 potions
  You zapped wands 2 times
  You read scrolls 5 times
  You read spellbooks 10 times
  You successfully cast spells 43 times
  You failed to cast a spell 5 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 4 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 4 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 1 time
  You had a minimum alignment of -71
  You had a maximum alignment of 21
  You had a maximum sanity of 3
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 3 times
  You heard farting noises 2 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 9 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 4 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 1 lock
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 4 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 10 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 7 times
  You fumbled 0 times
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 5 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 53 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 4 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 3 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 8 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 2 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 3 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new redguard 0 times

Your skills at the end (18 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20)
    general combat     [Basic] (max Expert) (47 of 160)
    shield             [Basic] (max Master) (132 of 160)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (85 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Basic] (max Expert) (23 of 160)
    devices            [Basic] (max Expert) (25 of 160)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20)
    spirituality       [Skilled] (max Grand Master) (370 of 540)
    petkeeping         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (12 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    memorization       [Basic] (max Expert) (32 of 160)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    long sword         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    mace               [Basic] (max Expert) (469 of 160)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    flail              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    spear              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    bow                [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    unicorn horn       [Basic] (max Master) (47 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (18 of 20)
    healing spells     [Basic] (max Master) (84 of 160)
    divination spells  [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (4 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye porkman the Priest...