melon, chaotic female addicted Binder ---.---- ...@f..| |....... -------- [Melon the Exile] St25 Dx25 Co25 In25 Wi25 Ch25 BinAddFemCha Dlvl:1 $0 HP13(13) Pw6(6) AC-1 Exp1 T1 Cnf Latest messages Hello melon, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic female addicted Binder. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. Sorry, but this version of SLASH'EM Extended is outdated. Your current game ends now. Please start a new game on the up-to-date version, because this old version exists only to allow players to finish old runs and you don't seem to have an old savegame. If you feel that this is in error, get on the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera and complain to Amy. Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +0 voulge (weapon in hands) {48} b - an uncursed +0 knife (alternate weapon; not wielded) {2} Armor e - an uncursed +0 leather cloak (being worn) {7} Comestibles f - an uncursed cram ration {0} g - 3 uncursed apples {0} h - 2 uncursed tripe rations {0} Scrolls i - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} j - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} k - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} l - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} m - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} n - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Gems c - 39 uncursed +0 rocks (in quiver) {0} d - 6 uncursed +0 flint stones Final attributes You have sinned Your alignment was -5 Your max alignment was -6 You carried 16 sins You could not have this property at all: numbopathy Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 23 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 19 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 19 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 7 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 249 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 8 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 96% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 80% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 99% Wand drop chance was reduced to 91% Potion drop chance was reduced to 95% Armor drop chance was reduced to 98% Food drop chance was reduced to 97% Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: morning star The following skill could not be trained at all: polymorphing The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: flail The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: matter spells (turn 20) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 101 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'super bundle' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 21 Monster spawn increase started at turn 40878 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 446580 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2466 Your limit for ascension was at turn 754728 The monster class that cannot be genocided was human or elf The monster class that was spawned more often: troll (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: emaciation opiner (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: defect neoned (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: brit advertizer serif (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: tensely mortising (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: incontinently fettucini (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: reversionist sputter principal (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: turgidity parental noncombustible sacrilegiously ungathered (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: exhilarated calculating (freq bonus 80) The monster species that spawned more often: secularizer kissable chigger (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: sloppy misgovernment (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: Sing's plateau boot (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: rectorial predicated (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: alla nymph (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: natural born survivor (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: ironside chambermaid tryout (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: chloroform penetrator (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: copper draconian (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: antimagic growth (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: mariachi selenite untruly countering (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: siena mushroom (freq bonus 30) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have a proper name (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have gaze attacks (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: drapable tazze The monster species that never randomly spawned: petty dimmer The monster species that never randomly spawned: energy force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: desert stalk The monster species that never randomly spawned: sage of elena The monster species that never randomly spawned: The Grand Inquisitor The monster species that never randomly spawned: chaos flower The monster species that never randomly spawned: recess wraith The monster species that never randomly spawned: patched colony lichen The monster species that never randomly spawned: pillar turret The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pike (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bo staff (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: oilskin cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy status cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: identify (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: flood (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: helm of hunger (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of karma (Implants, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: warding (Scrolls, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Juen's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: impact staff (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of awakening (Armor, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: svaerdstav (Weapons, freq bonus 51) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Leo Nemaeus hide (Armor, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poker stick (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: buckler (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: brick chain (Chains, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of king beefcake (Implants, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of control (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bugle (Tools, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yellow dragon scale shield (Armor, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: honored speed (Rings, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of knowledge (Implants, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: drain life (Spellbooks, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fleecy terrain (Wands, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: jared stone (Weapons, freq bonus 34) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish guard shield (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Potions (freq bonus 30) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bean (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Lisa combat boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of ennui (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: green damage trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: destroy armor trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 239 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 79 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 411 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 2 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were confused (0) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having confusion resistance (0) You were prevented from having numbopathy (0) You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You were unlucky (-1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells Your pantheon consisted of Yaldabaoth, the void and Sophia Your deity was Sophia The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025. You played for 0:01:09 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (255) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons voulge (pole cleaver) Scrolls scroll of healing (DEVIENEX COER) scroll of mana (THE SHITTY SLIDING ZIP CLOSURE SLITS EVERYTHING) scroll of phase door (MANDEVILHACK WILL BE A VARIANT OF FIQHACK) scroll of standard id (CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS THE AUNT OF AMYS BROTHER) scroll of cure (TRAIN THAT TRAVELS FROM HASEN VIA FIRAET TO STUHLGOTTRIESE) scroll of heal other (WILD WATER WHARF) * scroll of extra healing (CAN A SNAIL AND A CARP HAVE OFFSPRING TOGETHER) * scroll of greater mana restoration (VO AMMITAM SA) Gems flint stone (gray) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new addict 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) squeaking [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 1: stiletto heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 2: cone heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) venom [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boulder-throwing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye melon the Binder... 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