lyna, chaotic female mouldic Failed Existence ------ --...... ......| |......| |.@)..$| -F.....| #------- [Lyna the Looser] St10 Dx10 Co8 In16 Wi9 Ch12 FaiMouFemCha S7 Dlvl:1 $7 HP14(14) Pw12(12) AC-11 MC8 Mov8 Sn0 Xp1/0 Wt10/1160 T1 0:01 Latest messages Hello lyna, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic female mouldic Failed Existence. You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! Message of the day: This is a reminder that you should be playing the game on a terminal with the dimensions 80x25. Yes, you read that right, 80x25, not that weird 80x24 default that many terminal emulators seem to have. If you haven't already, open your terminal settings NOW and change it to 80x25 or you'll keep wondering why the bottom status line disappears when it gets too long! But also, don't make the terminal bigger - if you set it to wacky values like 88x25 or 137x34 or whatever, the bottom status line won't work properly either! The moon is waxing tonight. You are lyna, a chaotic female mouldic Failed Existence. Level 1 HP 14 (max 14) Pw 12 (max 12) AC -11 Score 7 Current status effects: . Your hairstyle is 'fallen angel'. You have 0 casino chips. Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: hallu party You could not have this property extrinsically: control magic You could not have this property intrinsically: stun resistance You could not have the double effect of this property: EXP boost Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 8 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 27 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 8 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 194 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 81% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 91% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 89% Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 22% Wand drop chance was reduced to 89% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 85% Potion drop chance was reduced to 95% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 76% Monster death drops spawned with only 98% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: missile weapons The following skill could not be trained at all: spirituality The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: lightsaber The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: implants The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: shuriken The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: enchantment spells The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: lance (turn 51395) Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your remaining amount of free polymorphs was 250 Your hairstyle was 'fallen angel' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 31 Monster spawn increase started at turn 29343 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 89558 In this game, Eevee's evolution was jolteon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2600 Your limit for ascension was at turn 17417322 The monster class that cannot be genocided was kobold The monster species that spawned more often: black hobbit (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: Team Fortress pyro (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: terchet wort (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: master green dragon (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: adventurer quylthulg (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: blith (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: sputum dissepimental bilking paver reposition (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: hidebat (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: tsuchinoko (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: vitaminized regalia dratted (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: chasm chasm recitative (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: quasit (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: monkey chi-chu (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: player unicorn (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: singhider (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: ultra wight (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: leprechaun wizard (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: highlevel Tsathoggua spawn (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: goodhide viper (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: buffer fish (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monster shoes (AmyBSOD loves those!) (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks hit you with nether forces (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks numb you (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that wail (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as animals (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks suck your blood (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are acidic when eaten (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have explosion attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who are in pain (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: red mold The monster species that never randomly spawned: half-stone-dragon The monster species that never randomly spawned: greater claw bug The monster species that never randomly spawned: suspire dun teratological arable The monster species that never randomly spawned: flying piercer The monster species that never randomly spawned: loveably objection The monster species that never randomly spawned: spiral heir The monster species that never randomly spawned: slayatl The monster species that never randomly spawned: scathe liberated adduce The monster species that never randomly spawned: Bralani The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: spinel (violet) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Kristina platform sneakers (opankes) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: create monster (maple) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stone dragon scale mail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: arrow ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rifle bullet ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of anthrax (chestnut) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: bobble hat (corona mask) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: jared stone ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: time stop (untouchable, freq bonus 53) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of matador (gaberdine, freq bonus 26) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lead rifle bullet ((null), freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pink spell stone (gray, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Patricia steel-capped sandals (paragraph sandals, freq bonus 53) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sia boots (princess pumps, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: really bad helm (spiritual helmet, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: meteor arrow ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wooden stake ((null), freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: flame mountain ((null), freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of stature (thin, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: volt rock (mistranslated, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: turquoise (green, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quicksand (deserted, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: penis pole ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon elm (IF YOU DO NOT COME BACK RIGHT NOW I WILL BE VERY ANGRY, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hyper beam (shrill, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Anita lady pumps (iron boots, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sky dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: see invisible (magenta, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 53) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: robe of psionics (pink robe) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: thunder hammer ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: techstop trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: cyanide trap (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 314 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 87 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 702 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were subjected to random bad effects (83886080) You were wearing sentient high heels You had the risk of temporarily losing intrinsics (83886080) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from hallu partying (0) You had 550 points of nutrition remaining You aggravated monsters You were aggravating monsters for 83886080 more turns You could survive without air You had polymorphitis Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 90 spells Your pantheon consisted of Maugneshaagar, Maitine and Septimus Your deity was Septimus The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.2 (d129f987) - last build Tue Jan 31 06:21:31 2023. You could have safely prayed (210) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status attire charm 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) s-pressing 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor sentient high-heeled shoes (sexy heels) Scrolls scroll of healing (EWOTS GOWINA) scroll of mana (IAO ASTO IOPHE) scroll of phase door (THE COLORS WOULD BE MUCH FLEECIER IF THEY WERENT SO GODDAMN DARK) scroll of standard id (YOU HAVE 200 QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS GAME SO YOU SHOULD ASK AMY) scroll of cure (CRASH EM EXTENDED DEMOLITION DERBY) scroll of heal other (SPIRITUAL PROMOTION) * scroll of extra healing (T A C H) * scroll of greater mana restoration (K MEASURERS WAND OF TELEPORTATION SHALL BE RENAMED WAND OF DOES NOT WORK) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new mould 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) squeaking [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye lyna the Failed Existence... 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