gravechest, neutral female unmagic Half Baked ----- |.d.| |..@| ..... |...| ----- [Graveches the Half Baker] St18 Dx9 Co15 In5 Wi14 Ch9 HalUnmFemNeu Dlvl:1 $0 HP18(18) Pw11(11) AC7 Exp1 T8 Latest messages Hello gravechest, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a neutral female unmagic Half Baked. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. The moon is waning tonight. You might be trying to move with the number pad keys, which due to stupid default settings is currently deactivated. Press the 'y' key now if you want to turn on the number pad so you can actually move around! [yn] (n) Number pad activated! You should add the following line to your configuration file: OPTIONS=number_pad:2 - that way, the number pad will be on by default, allowing you to play properly. Count: 11 Count: 111 The little dog picks up a gold piece {0}. You can't go down here. Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Your inventory Armor a - an uncursed +2 pair of regular gloves (being worn) {4} Comestibles f - 3 uncursed food rations {0} g - 8 blessed apples {0} h - 4 uncursed apples {0} i - 16 uncursed oranges {0} j - 3 uncursed fortune cookies {0} Scrolls c - an uncursed finalized scroll of identify {0} l - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} m - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} n - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} o - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} p - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} q - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Spellbooks b - a blessed spellbook of sleep (0:4) {0} k - an uncursed spellbook of magic missile (0:5) {0} Potions d - 2 uncursed potions of healing {0} e - a blessed potion of healing {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: blindness resistance You could not have this property extrinsically: cold resistance Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 31 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 19 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 117 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 81% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 94% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Ring drop chance was reduced to 50% Wand drop chance was reduced to 95% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 87% Tool drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 92% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 77% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: missile weapons The following skill could not be trained at all: attack spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: shield The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: chaos spells The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: two-weapon combat Items were more likely to be generated cursed by 3% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 97 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'un-lady' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5007 turns ago Your areola diameter was 12 Monster spawn increase started at turn 70302 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 332612 In this game, Eevee's evolution was espeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 2844 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1266066 The monster class that cannot be genocided was lich The monster class that was spawned more often: vortex (freq bonus 1) The monster color that was spawned more often: red (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: Professor Moriarty (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: inviolable booked (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: nabassu (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: notated bar (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: broodier unreturned (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: aquavit impolite gyration dustheap kowtow (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: yawnclone (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: inka girl (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: power midwesterner (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: spherical beam (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: scrapple undetachable (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: Nuclear Grigori (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: orangutan (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: revested arrogantly (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: err bully (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: Miki Onimaru (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: zombie car (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: lava shark (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: queen without a crown (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: toppled baobab (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can turn you to slime when eaten (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that burble (freq bonus 5) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that produce squeaky farting noises (freq bonus 3) The monster species that never randomly spawned: short skirt The monster species that never randomly spawned: peatiest resenting The monster species that never randomly spawned: styx peaceable The monster species that never randomly spawned: terribad vortex The monster species that never randomly spawned: failure ghost The monster species that never randomly spawned: cheese spore The monster species that never randomly spawned: seeker conformist The monster species that never randomly spawned: ETA terrorist The monster species that never randomly spawned: sooty stalk The monster species that never randomly spawned: governorship deferral The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: felt-tip marker (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of transformation (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure glib (Spellbooks, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lamity (Rings, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: starvation stone (Gems, freq bonus 32) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: viperwhip (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of torment (Implants, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Janina's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 37) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poker stick (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: soft sneakers (Armor, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: straitjacket (Armor, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of unliving ESP (Armor, freq bonus 101) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cure stun (Spellbooks, freq bonus 18) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish guard shield (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice (Scrolls, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of reflection (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: captcha helm (Armor, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: incessant farting (Rings, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scythe (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of magic control (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of evisceration (Implants, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: 0 candle (Tools, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fishinghail-met (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: free hand bug stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: DSTW stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: remove curse (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spray box (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: poison bolt (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: grave wall trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: bankrupt trap (freq bonus 18) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 200 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 95 Traps were extra hard to find 1% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 768 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were sleep resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having blindness resistance (0) You saw invisible You had 1493 points of nutrition remaining You were fast Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of Nuwa, Pangu and Fuxi Your deity was Pangu The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:00:38 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (370) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - sleep 2 + 10 enchant 4% 100% b - magic missile 3 + 15 attack 90% 200% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) martial style 1 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor * regular gloves (hooked gloves) * ichcahuipilli (thick undershirt) * bodyglove (tight black clothes) * plugsuit (tightly fitting suit) * high-elven plate (runed plate mail) * imperial elven armor (runed plate mail) * eilistran armor (clockwork plate armor) * harmonium plate (bladed armor) * lantern plate mail (glass-set plate mail) * droven plate mail (crested black plate) * harmonium scale mail (spiked scale mail) * gnomish suit (little blue vest) * droven chain mail (crested black mail) * orcish chain mail (crude chain mail) * orcish ring mail (crude ring mail) * noble's dress (armored black dress) * consort's suit (loud foppish suit) * force armor stone (gemstone-adorned clothing) * healer uniform (clean white clothes) * jumpsuit (silver clothes) * gentleman's suit (expensive clothes) * gentlewoman's dress (expensive dress) * straitjacket (long-sleeved jacket) * curing uniform (clean white clothes) * Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei) * safeguard suit (orange suit) * nurse uniform (white dress) * commander suit (black men's suit) * camouflaged clothes (camouflage patterned clothes) * shoulder rings (strange rings) * robe (yellow robe) * orcish cloak (coarse mantelet) * dwarvish cloak (hooded cloak) * oilskin cloak (slippery cloak) * rubber apron (apron) * kitchen apron (apron) * frilled apron (apron) * dummy wings (wings) * elven leather helm (leather hat) * gnomish helm (little red hat) * orcish helm (iron skull cap) * dwarvish iron helm (hard hat) * droven helm (spider shaped helm) * elven helm (runed helm) * high-elven helm (runed helm) * sunlight maggot (parasitic insectoid) * standard helmet (resounding helmet) * sedge hat (ceramic helmet) * skullcap (dark color helmet) * flack helmet (anachrononononaut helmet) * crystal helm (covered helmet) * mining helm (dim colored helmet) * field helm (bull helmet) * helm of safeguard (radiant helmet) * war hat (corona mask) * plasteel gloves (white gloves) * gauntlets of safeguard (christian gloves) * gauntlets of plugsuit (black gloves) * commander gloves stone (gemmed gloves) * field gloves (grey-shaded gloves) * gauntlets of defusing (slippery gloves) * complete blockage shield (pavise shield) * super shield (high-grade shield) * kite shield (dragon-shaped shield) * elven shield (blue and green shield) * Uruk-hai shield (white-handed shield) * orcish shield (red-eyed shield) * crystal shield (glass shield) * dwarvish roundshield (large round shield) * orcish guard shield (livid worped-moon shield) * plasteel boots (white boots) * low boots (walking shoes) * iron shoes (hard shoes) * orcish boots (crude shoes) * gnomish boots (little black boots) * high boots (jackboots) * sneakers (turning shoes) * crystal boots (glass boots) * wedge sandals (heeled sandals) * dancing shoes (soft footwear) * sweet mocassins (womens footwear) * soft sneakers (light footwear) * feminine pumps (female footwear) * leather peep-toes (asian footwear) * hippie heels (red overknees) * combat stilettos (heeled boots) * lady boots (lovely boots) * didier sachs shoes (very expensive shoes) * stiletto sandals (feminine sandals) * boots of plugsuit (orange boots) * field boots (regular sneakers) * boots of safeguard (rain boots) * Femmy stiletto boots (flat-soled shoes) * Madeleine plateau boots (velvet pumps) * Marlena hiking boots (corona boots) * Anastasia dancing shoes (sputa boots) * Jessica lady shoes (distancing boots) * Solvejg mocassins (firm boots) * Wendy leather pumps (homo shoes) * Katharina platform boots (superhard sandals) * Sabrina platform boots (holu shoes) * Elena combat boots (princess pumps) * Thai combat boots (noble sandals) * Elif sneakers (spider boots) * Nadja buckled lady shoes (climbing boots) * Sandra combat boots (battle boots) * Natalje block heel sandals (lolita boots) * Jeanetta girl boots (gentleman shoes) * Yvonne girl sneakers (red sneakers) * Maurah hugging boots (bone trotteurs) * Meltem combat boots (paper shoes) * Sarah hugging boots (ugly boots) * Claudia wooden sandals (stone-carved heels) * Ludgera hiking boots (enarmoring boots) * Kati girl boots (hugging boots) * Nelly lady pumps (ski heels) * Eveline wedge sandals (platform boots) * Karin lady sandals (heap of shit boots) * Juen peep-toes (alumen shoes) * Kristina platform sneakers (yellow sneakers) * Lou sneakers (snow boots) * Almut sneakers (acorn-shaped shoes) * Julietta peep-toes (alloy boots) * Arabella hugging boots (side gore boots) * Kristin combat boots (fungal sandals) * Anna hugging boots (garden slippers) * Ruea combat boots (mud boots) * Tanja sneakers (heroine mocassins) * Sonja sneakers (remora heels) * Rhea lady pumps (arcane boots) * Lara combat boots (sandals with socks) * Dora combat boots (throwaway sandals) * Marike sneakers (particularly terrible boots) * Jette combat boots (meteoric steel boots) * Ina hugging boots (bridal shoes) * Sing platform boots (hot boots) * Victoria combat boots (high-heeled hugging boots) * Melissa wedge boots (worn-out sneakers) * Anita lady pumps (sweaty shoes) * Henrietta combat boots (rumble boots) * Annemarie platform sandals (shadowy heels) * Jil velcro shoes (femmy boots) * Jana sneakers (buckled boots) * Katrin combat boots (white buffalo boots) * Gudrun wedge sandals (a-heels) * Ella wedge sandals (colored shoes) * Manuela combat boots (fleshy boots) * Jennifer combat boots (thigh boots) * Patricia steel-capped sandals (bronze shoes) * Antje sneakers (heavenly boots) * Antje combat boots (chrome boots) * Kerstin combat boots (area boots) * Kerstin wooden sandals (beautiful heels) * Kerstin sneakers (gender-neutral boots) * Laura winter boots (unisex sneakers) * Larissa platform boots (porcelain sandals) * Nora combat boots (industrial boots) * Natalia wedge sandals (espadrilles) * Susanne combat boots (machinery boots) * Lisa combat boots (fur boots) * Bridghitte ski heels (running shoes) * Julia combat boots (jungle boots) * Nicole combat boots (treaded heels) * Rita stilettos (tree sap shoes) * Janina lady pumps (missys) * Rosa girl shoes (block chocolate heel boots) * Ksenia platform sandals (tinsel shoes) * Lydia lady pumps (alligator pumps) * Conny combat boots (opankes) * Katia combat boots (nature boots) * Mariya combat boots (house shoes) * Elise hippie heels (old brogues) * Ronja combat boots (golden shoes) * Ariane combat boots (common shoes) * Johanna combat boots (imaginary heels) * Inge combat boots (velcro boots) * Ruth sneakers (garish boots) * Magdalena combat boots (torn boots) * Marleen combat boots (devil's lettuce shoes) * Klara platform sandals (blue sneakers) * Friederike dancing shoes (demonologist boots) * Naomi stilettos (turbo boots) * Ute platform sandals (unfashionable boots) * Jasieen wedge sandals (bang-green boots) * Yasaman leather boots (instafeminism shoes) * May-Britt sandals (clunky heels) * Nadine stiletto sandals (biker boots) * Luisa hugging boots (super comfy heels) * Irina wedge sandals (super boots) * Liselotte hugging boots (named boots) * Greta hugging boots (not-slowing-down boots) * Jane hugging boots (wedge espadrilles) * Sue Lyn winter boots (conundrum boots) * Charlotte hugging boots (hiking boots) * Hannah cuddle boots (bone heels) * Little Marie hugging boots (living boots) * Verena stiletto sandals (stroking boots) Scrolls scroll of identify (LOMA ZATH AION ACHTHASE MA) scroll of healing (CLOUD COOK COOK HOME) scroll of mana (K MEASURER CAUSES QUICKTRAVEL TO PUSH SOKO BOULDERS INTO CORNERS) scroll of phase door (YOU HAVE BEEN VIOLATED) scroll of standard id (OSESRO ATAPH THABRAOU EO THATHTHABRA BORARA) scroll of cure (FANNY IS JUST A REGULAR FEMALE NAME) scroll of heal other (CHUTZPAH) * scroll of extra healing (POWER DAMAGE BY HEALTH POINT) * scroll of greater mana restoration (VSP OAA RNU AKL NTI) Spellbooks spellbook of sleep (doorstopping) spellbook of magic missile (ruby-studded) Potions potion of healing (sizzling) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here