agitboy, lawful male transformer Failed Existence -------- .......| ###########,|......| #[,,,,@@,,,,|...... ----- #,--------,,# ..$ |...| #,|......|,,###|####, |...----###########,|......$,,,,,,,,,,, |....!..,,,,,`,,,,,,|.>....|,####,,,,,# |......|##,,,,,,,,,,.......| #,# |.......,,,,,,,,,,,,|......| ---.---- --------###########,-------- |......| |.....<|# |......., --------, [Agitboy the Looser] St6 Dx8 Co3 In16 Wi13 Ch18 FaiTraMalLaw Dlvl:1 $1 HP0(14) Pw12(12) AC-11 Exp1 T312 Bld Latest messages [-1 -> 6] [-1 -> 5] Your bleeding stops. You hit the akira girl. The akira girl kicks you! The akira girl scratches over your leg with her block heel! You're bleeding! [-1 -> 4] [-1 -> 3] Your bleeding stops. The akira girl kicks you! [-1 -> 2] Warning: HP low! The akira girl kicks you! The akira girl scratches over your leg with her block heel! You're bleeding! You hear the wailing of the Banshee... [-1 -> 1] Warning: HP low! You die... Your inventory Weapons a - a cursed -6 knife (weapon in hand) {2} b - 7 uncursed -4 bullets (in quiver) {0} Armor c - a cursed +12 pair of sentient high-heeled shoes (being worn) {8} Comestibles l - 3 uncursed lemons {0} Scrolls d - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} e - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} f - an uncursed greased scroll of phase door {0} g - 2 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} h - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} i - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} j - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} k - an uncursed scroll of scare monster {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 11 Your max alignment was 11 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: telepathy You could not have this property intrinsically: free action You could not have the double effect of this property: speed Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 8 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 12 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 120 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 17 Scroll drop chance was reduced to 92% Ring drop chance was reduced to 93% Wand drop chance was reduced to 93% Potion drop chance was reduced to 80% Armor drop chance was reduced to 67% Tool drop chance was reduced to 85% Food drop chance was reduced to 92% Shop item generation was reduced to 71% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 91% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 95% chance The following skill could not be trained at all: techniques The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: divination spells The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: elemental spells (turn 48033) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: club Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Monster spawn increase started at turn 94406 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 287697 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Your limit for ascension was at turn 3625815 The monster class that cannot be genocided was angelic being The monster class that was spawned more often: leprechaun (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: dirtscreen coins (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: naphthalene misted (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: controller bribeable (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: pyrolisk (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: basso unheedful (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: little girl (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: k2hack vortex (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: antimatter force patch (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: flooring chintzy (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: probe mold (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: nethackbrass horror (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: tsathoggua (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: windowed sextan (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: hellrou (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: farter (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: apprentice medium wall (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: undead arena rubber (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: slug (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: adult cyan dragon (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: bearded devil (freq bonus 10) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Angband (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks increase your carried weight (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: exteriorized reconvening The monster species that never randomly spawned: oraclen The monster species that never randomly spawned: demon steed The monster species that never randomly spawned: greener ape The monster species that never randomly spawned: purple unicorn The monster species that never randomly spawned: weezing The monster species that never randomly spawned: defirmatory force fungus The monster species that never randomly spawned: baby permamimic The monster species that never randomly spawned: dewfall suppressive crusting refillable gravelling The monster species that never randomly spawned: strewer proconservation The monster class that always generated with extra speed: imp or minor demon The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic whistle (whistle) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cure stun (fat) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: crystal shield (glass shield) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: resist random element (hot-cold) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of undead warning (occult) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: green dragon scale mail ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: rain (washed) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: mirror (looking glass) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic device stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tele level (GON GET YA, freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crossbow bolt ((null), freq bonus 36) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: map level (crumbling, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bright cyan spell stone (gray, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon ghost (THE CURSED SPIRITS CRASHED MY GAME THEY REALLY DID, freq bonus 40) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of blitzen (trump, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bleeding (dripdrop, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sia boots (princess pumps, freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: poison blast (tattered, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of conflict (politician cloak, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ghostly stone (gray, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bad equipment (crumb, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dashing (lunar, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of unchanging (concave, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disconnect stone (gray, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: carrying boots (side gore boots, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: energy bolt (infinity plus one, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice beam (nebulous, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: maid dress (little black dress, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon undead (shining, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 1) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Potions (freq bonus 66) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cloak of inventorylessness (glass cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lockout (WE WILL HURT YOU) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: detect armor enchantment (armored) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: strangling (choking) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cyanide (vermillion) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lightless boots (sharp-edged sandals) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sustain ability (bronze) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: moonstone (white) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of real screwery (mech-tech) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: polyform (radiant green) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: frequentation spawn trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: grave wall trap (freq bonus 4) The spell school whose books are more common was divination spells (freq bonus 9) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 362 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 83 Traps were extra hard to find 16% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 991 Strength training was 28 Dexterity training was 6 Wisdom training was 3 Constitution training was 16 Your sanity was 0 You were bleeding (2) You were subjected to random bad effects (83886080) You were wearing sentient high heels You had the risk of temporarily losing intrinsics (83886080) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having telepathy (0) You had 559 points of nutrition remaining You aggravated monsters You were aggravating monsters for 83886080 more turns You had polymorphitis Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 90 spells Your pantheon consisted of Hippocrates, Simone and Roy Your deity was Hippocrates The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.6 (11933e8c) - last build Sun May 10 06:23:57 2020. You could not have safely prayed (225) You are dead You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status attire charm 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor sentient high-heeled shoes (sputa boots) Scrolls scroll of healing (SPLICEHACK HAS LOTS OF RANDOM CONTENT) scroll of mana (NEPHERIERI) scroll of phase door (TSCHAEAUBANG) scroll of standard id (ATTACK BY THROW A GOLD COIN) scroll of cure (GENIE STUNT IS MORE POWER) scroll of heal other (TRAINRIDING LIKE A HOBO) * scroll of extra healing (PRIME DOT ZIP) * scroll of greater mana restoration (WIDE ARM ENEMYAND IT CANNT ESCAPE) scroll of scare monster (LET AMY JUMP IN A TRIANGLE) Potions potion of extra healing (coffee) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You followed a strict vegan diet You eaten 1 time You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 9 times You killed 2 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 11 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 4 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 1 potion You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 2 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new transformer 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (22 of 160) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Grand Master) (22 of 160) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Unskilled] (max Skilled) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body armor [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye agitboy the Failed Existence...