Xilofone, chaotic male lich Assassin ----- |.@.| ---------- |.$.| |........|########## |.@.| |.........,,,,,,,,,# |..*|#### |.....{..|########,##### |q...,,,# ---.------ #,,,,,# --.--##,# #,(# #####,# #,# -.------------------------------### #,# ------------ |...............................,,####-+---- #,# ...........| |..............(..............#|#,,,,,-....|###,, ...............| |.............#....#............,,,###|....|,,,,` ...........| |..............................|##,# |....|,###` .....| -------------------------------- #,# |....|,# | #,###|<...|,# #,,,,|....|,# ####,------,# #,,,,,,,,# ########## [Xilofone the Whetblade] St9 Dx16 Co8 In6 Wi4 Ch5 AssLicMalCha Dlvl:1 $13 HP49(49) Pw16(16) AC2 Exp4 T373 Latest messages (Press , when at target location. For instructions type a ?) Unknown direction: '^P' (use 2468 or .). There is a wall in the way! (5x) Pick an object with the cursor and press the , key. @ a human or elf (battle scarred ronin) (base level 0) (male) Accessing Pokedex entry for battle scarred ronin... Base statistics of this monster type: Base level = 0, difficulty = 2, AC = 2, magic resistance = 30, alignment -8. Normal speed (12). Normal generation, with frequency 1. No resistances. No conveyed resistances. Genocidable, carnivorous, herbivorous. Is the same race as you. This monster is always male. Can be seen with infravision. Can spontaneously betray you if tame. Origin: Animeband. Is a valid polymorph form. Attacks: 2d6, uses weapon - ordinary physical You kill the battle scarred ronin! The kobold wields a crude short sword {12}! The kobold thrusts her crude short sword. The kobold misses. You kill the kobold! You kill the forget fish! You kill the gnome! Welcome to experience level 4. You see here a little red hat {1}. t - a little red hat {1}. Wiesbek the Thief picks up a crude short sword {12}. Wiesbek the Thief wields a crude short sword {12}! Wiesbek the Thief eats a forget fish corpse {80}. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Weapons a - an uncursed +1 bow {12} b - 50 uncursed +2 arrows (in quiver) {1} c - 2 uncursed poisoned +1 daggers named World's Burden (alternate weapon; not wielded) {8} j - an uncursed +8 athame (weapon in hand) {4} u - an uncursed +0 orcish dagger {4} Armor d - a blessed +1 leather armor (being worn) {60} e - an uncursed +0 leather cloak (being worn) {7} t - a blessed +0 gnomish helm {1} v - an uncursed +0 orcish helm {12} Comestibles f - 4 uncursed food rations {0} Scrolls k - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} l - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} m - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} n - an uncursed scroll of standard id {0} o - an uncursed stainless scroll of standard id {0} p - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} q - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} r - an uncursed scroll of taming {0} Spellbooks i - an uncursed spellbook of summon undead (0:3) {0} Potions g - an uncursed finalized potion of paralysis {0} h - an uncursed finalized potion of sleeping {0} Wands s - an uncursed wand of digging (0:4) {0} Final attributes You were devoutly aligned Your alignment was 14 Your max alignment was 14 You carried 0 sins Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 15 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 33 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 21 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 15 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 18 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 11 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 11 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 80% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 76% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 95% Implant drop chance was reduced to 98% Potion drop chance was reduced to 97% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 94% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 62% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 89% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: searching The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: crossbow The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: weight lifting The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: body spells The following skill became untrainable after a while: elemental spells (turn 26757) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: divination spells Sticky curses were more common by 15% Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'spikey' and your beard type is 'chin fluff' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5372 turns ago Your areola diameter was 24 Monster spawn increase started at turn 43664 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 1133512 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 4920 Your limit for ascension was at turn 4105148 The monster class that cannot be genocided was dragon The monster class that was spawned more often: ghost (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: cockle grata (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: quaquarigami (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: polar bear (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: doodled tattooist (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: militant paladin (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: deepstate dealer (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: har-har thief (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: peppy pulpit (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: singularly depressor (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: attack food (freq bonus 96) The monster species that spawned more often: sa brine (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: catchy tune (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: perique pedagogue (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: naysayer gremlin (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: purple crocodile (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: squeaking shade (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: ironside chambermaid tryout (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: insipidity imperialism (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: southwester interregnum puff (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: tar force fungus (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who attack with psionic blasts (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that spawn in large groups (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: morale animadverting alchemist dither The monster species that never randomly spawned: cumbrously intimidatory The monster species that never randomly spawned: puig daemon The monster species that never randomly spawned: chester The monster species that never randomly spawned: inept guard The monster species that never randomly spawned: polyhedral groom formalistic The monster species that never randomly spawned: stemmy reinstallation The monster species that never randomly spawned: Veronica The monster species that never randomly spawned: contraction prawn jekyll dragged inferrer The monster species that never randomly spawned: toyer eliminating The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pitchfork (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: ether hostage chain (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: antimatter MG bullet (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: noble's dress (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inka shackle (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: compost chain (Chains) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wind and fire wheels (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of third chance (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of clear view (Amulets, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: polymorph (Potions, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: trap disarming (Wands, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white spell stone (Gems, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ugg boots (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: eternium blade (Weapons, freq bonus 25) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of wrong announcement (Armor, freq bonus 46) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of quick-drawing (Implants, freq bonus 67) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stickshoe (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: reduce damage (Rings, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mountains (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wakame (Comestibles, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: process card (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lochaber axe (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scare monster (Scrolls, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: loricated cloak (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: polymorph (Rings, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: organoshield (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tinmace (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: meteoric nunchiaku (Chains, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: reverse identify (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavenly whip (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cocloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: charging (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: satan stone (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: consecration (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cryptic saber (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: grassland (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: vulnerate trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: elemental portal (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 535 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 85 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 747 Strength training was 13 Dexterity training was 3 Wisdom training was 6 Constitution training was 15 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were cold resistant You were sleep resistant You were poison resistant You were level-drain resistant You were immune to sickness You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were aware of the presence of something You were warned of undead You had infravision You had 1149 points of nutrition remaining You were stealthy You had teleportitis You had teleport control You could survive without air You had the ability to disarm traps You had mystery resistance You regenerated Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 40 spells Your pantheon consisted of Ehud, Ford and Ivins Your deity was Ivins The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:23:18 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (132) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - summon undead 5 + 25 attack 95% 399% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status cutthroat 4X Prepared(0) blood ritual 4 R Prepared(0) appraisal 4 R Prepared(0) panic digging 4 R Prepared(0) phase door 4 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 4 R Prepared(0) buc test 4 R Prepared(0) injection 4 O Prepared(0) martial style 4 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons orcish dagger (crude dagger) Armor gnomish helm (little red hat) orcish helm (iron skull cap) Scrolls scroll of healing (BLOW FLOWER VIOLENT AROUND) scroll of mana (THERE ARE MORE BUGS) scroll of phase door (GRAE GURL) scroll of standard id (YASH EM EXTENDED POSIX SHELL) scroll of cure (SEMNGRPAAPSEDOTRBUSBRU) scroll of heal other (I GIVE YOU A 3G CERTIFICATE IN YOUR FACE BITCH) * scroll of extra healing (WAKE ME UP AND SIGH) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ELBIB YLOH) scroll of taming (SLEXISTPIGSFROMHELL 2022) Spellbooks spellbook of summon undead (human-patterned) Potions potion of paralysis (roast mate) potion of sleeping (incandescent) Wands wand of digging (pressurized) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 1 time You eaten food with animal by-products 1 time You eaten meat 1 time You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 11 times You killed 11 monsters You read items or engraved 1 time You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 14 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new lich 0 times You allowed 1 egg to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 6 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (8 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Basic] (max Master) (31 of 160) knife [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) venom [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (3 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Xilofone the Assassin...