Xilofone, chaotic male felid Mystic ------- ..<...| |`..^.| |)F0`.. |...@.| |.....| |.....| ------- [Xilofone the Insert rank title here] St11 Dx5 Co10 In8 Wi7 Ch8 MysFelMalCha Dlvl:1 $0 HP19(19) Pw4(11) AC12 Exp2 T232 Latest messages Restoring save file... You return to level 1 in The Dungeons of Doom. Hello Xilofone, the felid Mystic, welcome back to SlashEMExtended! The moon is waxing tonight. Specify unknown object by cursor? [ynq] (q) Don't be ridiculous! Your current form has enough trouble wielding ONE weapon! (Press , when at target location. For instructions type a ?) # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Amulets a - an uncursed amulet versus poison {0} Implants b - an uncursed implant of omen {0} Weapons c - an uncursed +0 cane {2} Armor d - an uncursed +0 ring mail {100} Comestibles g - an uncursed fortune cookie {0} Scrolls i - an uncursed scroll of ally {0} q - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} r - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} s - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} t - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} u - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} v - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} w - an uncursed scroll of summon undead {0} Spellbooks j - an uncursed spellbook of forcible move (0:1) {0} Potions h - an uncursed potion of gain ability {0} Rings e - an uncursed ring of immunity to drawbridges {0} Wands k - an uncursed wand of sleep (1:6) {0} Tools f - an uncursed inka saddle {0} Gems l - 9 uncursed +0 rocks (in quiver) {0} Chains o - an uncursed +0 foam chain {480} Venoms p - 6 uncursed +0 acid venoms {0} Final attributes You were stridently aligned Your alignment was 5 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: numbopathy You could not have this property intrinsically: stoned chilling You could not have the double effect of this property: psi resistance Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 9 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 16 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 20 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 5 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 143 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 11 Book drop chance was reduced to 92% Ring drop chance was reduced to 95% Wand drop chance was reduced to 94% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 84% Potion drop chance was reduced to 90% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 77% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 88% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: sexy flats The following skill could not be trained at all: shuriken The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: divination spells The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: body spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: shuriken The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: elemental spells (turn 21) The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: polearms (turn 1590) The following skill became untrainable after a while: matter spells (turn 56324) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: attack spells Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 101 Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your hairstyle was 'unrest' and your beard type is 'beatnick' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5231 turns ago Your areola diameter was 27 Monster spawn increase started at turn 25250 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 182010 In this game, Eevee's evolution was sylveon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 1031 Your limit for ascension was at turn 5034754 The monster class that cannot be genocided was troll The monster class that was spawned more often: piece of food (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: uncondensed fixe temperamental (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: one-in-a-hundred zombie (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: matrix buttoner (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: streptococcal outthink (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: adult stone dragon (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: giant pink mouse (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: up-throwing turret (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: virus demon (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: czechire cat (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: nethackfourk vortex (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: pompeji asshole (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: demeter uncontrovertible (freq bonus 36) The monster species that spawned more often: xaren (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: hydrocephali cratering bisexed inert (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: bar disintegrator (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: wonnen (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: mineralogy prawned immiscible hobbyist (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: lamina coaxingly (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: botching which misdeal (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: insert irretrievable (freq bonus 24) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that permanently mimic objects (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Bell of Opening (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are classified as petty (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks paralyze you (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that need a pick-axe for tunneling (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that were generated by jonadab's perlscript (nope, slex is not being taken over by robots) (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as gnome (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks poison you and drain wisdom (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks tickle you (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with soldier dialogue (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: undead spellmaster The monster species that never randomly spawned: magnetic patch The monster species that never randomly spawned: phonophotography condenser The monster species that never randomly spawned: ghostwrite electrosurgically The monster species that never randomly spawned: ganymede rock shrimp The monster species that never randomly spawned: monochrome stalk The monster species that never randomly spawned: indebted counterfeiter The monster species that never randomly spawned: akira girl The monster species that never randomly spawned: patchiest ashtray sleazily slipup lucratively The monster species that never randomly spawned: sand maggot The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of undressing (Amulets) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Marlena hiking boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: tanzanite (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: petrify (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of quickening (Implants, freq bonus 36) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dropcurse stone (Gems, freq bonus 25) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of feminism (Armor, freq bonus 81) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chainwhip (Weapons, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: umbrella (Weapons, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: castshirt (Armor, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hyper beam (Wands, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: conflict (Spellbooks, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: peacekeeper mail (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of curse (Armor, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: meta bow (Weapons, freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elements (Rings, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of map amnesia (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shickstake (Weapons, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rose quartz (Gems, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bunny cake (Comestibles, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: patina bar (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mutation (Wands, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: longing stone (Gems, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: switcher (Tools) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: superpower gauntlets (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: high-heeled sandal (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: isamusei (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: time stop (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bad effect (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy grinder (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: stormy cloak (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: disenchantment (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: green damage trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: permanent stat damage trap (freq bonus 3) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 605 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 99 Trap difficulty was increased by 20 Traps were extra hard to find 1% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 934 Strength training was 5 Dexterity training was -1 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 9 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were poison resistant You had 9 lives left You had not decided on your sexuality yet You leeched mana You had 1032 points of nutrition remaining You had higher chances of finding magical items You regenerated You were fast Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 50 spells Your pantheon consisted of Enki, Enlil and Ereshkigal Your deity was Ereshkigal The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:29:14 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could have safely prayed (0) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Pw Category Fail Memory a - forcible move 1 + 5 body 17% 123% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 2 R Prepared(0) panic digging 2 R Prepared(0) phase door 2 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 2 R Prepared(0) buc test 2 R Prepared(0) injection 2 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet versus poison (pentagonal) Implants implant of omen (precocious) Scrolls scroll of ally (THE SCROLL RESISTED YOUR IDENTIFICATION ATTEMPT) scroll of healing (OAR ARE THE BUCKLES SHARP EDGED) scroll of mana (FIRE BIRD BELLE) scroll of phase door (FIXED AND FINISHED) scroll of standard id (SAATANAN AMY OLIKO NYT AIVAN HELVETIN PAKKO) scroll of cure (JOIN US OR THOSE) scroll of heal other (HOW CONVENIENT) * scroll of extra healing (HIWEDALE OOO) * scroll of greater mana restoration (PETENNABOUTHI PEPTOU BASI) scroll of summon undead (ERU ILUVATAR AND HIS STUPID WEAPON RESTRICTION) Spellbooks spellbook of forcible move (leveled) Potions potion of gain ability (castor bean) Rings ring of immunity to drawbridges (organic) Wands wand of sleep (hooked) Tools inka saddle (saddle) Venoms * acid venom (splash of venom) * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You killed 1 monster You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 5 times You failed to cast a spell 4 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 5 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 2 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new felid 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 4 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (4 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Basic] (max Expert) (24 of 160) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) gun control [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form IV (Ataru) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Juyo) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VIII (Wedi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 1: stiletto heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 2: cone heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 3: block heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) venom [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) boulder-throwing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Basic] (max Expert) (21 of 160) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) (none) Goodbye Xilofone the Mystic...