Ride, chaotic male bacteria Psyker ----- |.... |...I|### ----- |.$.I+,,# -------------- |...| |.$$.|#,###||...%%%.%.(.+,,#####|.{.|## --+-- #,,,,+|.(.%.%>..<.|#,,,,,,..)..,# #####||(.{%.|.(|..+,,,####|...|,## -----+--------#,## -+-|-,,# #,,,,,,,,,,,,` ,,,,,,# ############,-|----.--,,# #,|.......|,,####### #,|.......|,,,,,,,,##,` #`........|##,,---|--.-- #|.......| ##,|....a... --------- #,.....@.^| ,|..`....- --------- . [Ride the Odd Ball] St5 Dx9 Co6 In15 Wi19 Ch6 PsyBacMalCha S771 Space Base:14 $1 HP-2(21) Pw26(58) AC8 MC0 Mov12 Sn0 Xp2/30 Wt19/850 T227 Latest messages The big bee stings you! [-2 -> 14] In what direction? [hykulnjb><] The blaster bolt misses the big bee. You see a door open. You sense a faint wave of psychic energy. The big bee misses. The big bee stings you! [-2 -> 12] Where do you want to jump? (For instructions type a ?) Too far! Nothing happens. The big bee stings you! [-2 -> 10] The big bee misses. You fail to cast the spell correctly. The big bee stings you! The big bee's sting was poisoned! You die... Your inventory Weapons e - a p-uncursed +1 hand blaster (weapon in foreclaw) {12} f - 43 m-uncursed +0 blaster bolts (in quiver) {1} Armor g - the c-uncursed +1 healer uniform named Around the World in 80 Days (being worn) {6} Comestibles q - a % uncursed tripe ration {0} Scrolls j - 6 ? uncursed scrolls of healing {0} k - 4 ? uncursed scrolls of mana {0} l - 3 ? uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} m - 2 ? uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} n - a ? uncursed scroll of cure {0} o - a ? uncursed scroll of heal other {0} r - a ? uncursed scroll of superior material {0} Spellbooks a - a ? uncursed spellbook of psybeam (0:1) {0} b - a ? uncursed finalized spellbook of cure blindness (0:1) {0} c - a ? uncursed spellbook of extra healing (0:3) {0} d - a ? uncursed finalized spellbook of jumping (0:2) {0} Potions h - a * uncursed finalized potion of healing {0} i - a * uncursed potion of cure insanity {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: stealth You could not have the double effect of this property: improved vision Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 18 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 17 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 95 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 17 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 29 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 10 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 12 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 91% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Wand drop chance was reduced to 99% Potion drop chance was reduced to 99% Armor drop chance was reduced to 95% Tool drop chance was reduced to 99% Shop item generation was reduced to 97% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 80% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: body spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: orb The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: bare-handed combat The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: body armor The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: sexy flats (turn 4) The following skill became untrainable after a while: chaos spells (turn 48629) Sticky curses were more common by 20% Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 2 Monster spawn increase started at turn 109146 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 165893 In this game, Eevee's evolution was glaceon Your limit for ascension was at turn 17050752 The monster class that cannot be genocided was sea monster The monster species that spawned more often: bright white colony (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: memory moss (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: yochrofl (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: coarser buffeting fluoridated (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: contamination star (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: darkmoon knight (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: indwelling chauvinist bacillary (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: feminism bulb (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: Minator Kriminologist (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: petty volcano play figure (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: bread footboard (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: goomba (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: micrograph click (freq bonus 42) The monster species that spawned more often: silver iris (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: giant zruty (freq bonus 21) The monster species that spawned more often: athol (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: vorpal bunny (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: correct sentai (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: hellish lich (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: rock crasher (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks shank you out of your armor (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks create traps (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that need a pick-axe for tunneling (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who trumpet (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that regenerate health (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with death resistance (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that follow you up and down staircases (freq bonus 4) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that hit as a +3 weapon (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks abduct you (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: model mummy The monster species that never randomly spawned: evil fly The monster species that never randomly spawned: very green leppie The monster species that never randomly spawned: dreggiest navigability The monster species that never randomly spawned: invisible growth The monster species that never randomly spawned: hidden spill vortex The monster species that never randomly spawned: mirkwood spider The monster species that never randomly spawned: revocable teared The monster species that never randomly spawned: brown faerie The monster species that never randomly spawned: centaur ch3at0r The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wimpiness (poofy) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dragon horned headpiece (headpiece) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: earthquake (battered) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: volt rock (mistranslated) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stat decay stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: orihalcyon gauntlets (fighting gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: gain health (iridescent) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: atgeir ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tele level (GON GET YA, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: field boots (camouflage patterned boots, freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: field boots (camouflage patterned boots, freq bonus 40) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ruby dragon scale shield (ruby dragonhide shield, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gravation stone (gray, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helmet of undead warning (dark helmet, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: confusion resistance (signet, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mutation (iffy, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: robe of protection (blue robe, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of hostility (funk, freq bonus 12) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aklys (thonged club, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Eveline wedge sandals (ankle strap sandals, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of credit (consecrated, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire (natural, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: high-heeled sandal ((null), freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: asbestos javelin ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of black glass (black, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of hacking (dun, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: beam reflector gun ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: line loss (linear, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Weapons (freq bonus 40) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of corruption (wailing) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spiked club ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of climbing (mountainous) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: femmy trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: scent trap (freq bonus 5) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 902 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 93 Traps were extra hard to find 5% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1537 Strength training was 10 Dexterity training was 4 Wisdom training was 0 Constitution training was 11 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having stealth (0) You saw invisible You had 1284 points of nutrition remaining You could survive without air You had magic control Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 200 spells Your pantheon consisted of Bill Rizer, Lance Bean and Haggle Man Your deity was Haggle Man The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.5 (f081e799) - last build Sat Jan 1 23:01:14 2022. You could have safely prayed (0) You are dead Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - psybeam 6 + body 98% 498% b - cure blindness 2 + healing 0% 98% c - extra healing 3 + healing 1% 211% d - jumping 1 + body 0% 108% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status zap em 2X LIMIT(0) appraisal 2 R LIMIT(0) panic digging 2 R LIMIT(0) phase door 2 R LIMIT(0) invoke deity 2 R LIMIT(0) turn undead 1X LIMIT(0) Discoveries Armor healer uniform (clean white clothes) Scrolls scroll of healing (MUCH THEEF VERY ROCK) scroll of mana (TOESTOMPING IS SUPER SEXY) scroll of phase door (JOHNNY FE CARGO AND THEN YOU JUST STYLES) scroll of standard id (BIMMELBAHN DIE SICH EILZUG NENNT) scroll of cure (NSFW ASCII) scroll of heal other (AMGEMS SLAK) * scroll of extra healing (STILL 5 SECONDS AND I IMPACT TOO) * scroll of greater mana restoration (REMOVING CONTENT IS NOT PART OF THE SLEX DESIGN PHILOSOPHY) scroll of superior material (ORC PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK) Spellbooks spellbook of psybeam (hand-patterned) spellbook of cure blindness (propaganda) spellbook of extra healing (transient) spellbook of jumping (bloodless) Potions potion of healing (ghostly) potion of cure insanity (marigold) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: level 14 Level 14: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You eaten 1 time You eaten food with animal by-products 1 time You eaten meat 1 time You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 14 times You killed 9 monsters You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 2 times You failed to cast a spell 1 time You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 1 time You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 2 times You got poisoned 1 time You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 1 ranged weapon ammo You used up 6 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 1 scroll You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new bacteria 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times Your skills at the end (4 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) devices [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (3 of 20) techniques [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) implants [Skilled] (max Supreme Master) (160 of 540) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) symbiosis [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (35 of 160) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) healing spells [Basic] (max Expert) (26 of 160) divination spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Basic] (max Master) (22 of 160) occult spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Ride the Psyker...