Salabastra, neutral male slimy Cook







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[Salabastr the one who forgot the salt] St14 Dx20 Co14 In6 Wi6 Ch8 CooSliMalNeu+V
Dlvl:1 $0 HP12(12) Pw8(8) AC0 Exp1 T4 Bli


Latest messages
  You are playing SLASH'EM Extended on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Freenode. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice!
  Attention: You're playing BIGslex, where the dungeon levels are bigger than normal. Recommended terminal size is 125x45. Also, savebreaks will happen without warning in this version. If you have a far-progressed savegame that you want to finish, contact me on the IRC. If your savegame seems to be gone, contact me on the IRC too. Have fun!
  Message of the day: Remember to try out the #monster extended command - there are some roles and races that can use it to activate special abilities even while in their normal form!
  The moon is waning tonight.
  Do you want to turn on the number pad? [yn] (n) 
  Wait!  There's something there you can't see!
  What do you want to read? [fghij or ?*] 
  As you pronounce the formula on it, the scroll disappears.
  You feel revitalized.
  You don't have anything to drink.
  Don't even bother. Your current form can't realistically wear armor!
  But you may try to wear something anyway. Do it? [yn] (n) 
  You don't have anything else to wear.
  What do you want to ready? [- or ?*] 
  Never mind.
  There is a wall in the way!
  # 
  Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? 
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Final attributes
  You were fervently aligned
  Your alignment was  10
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property intrinsically: magic resistance
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 5
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 10
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 15
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 197
  Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 69% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 75%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 83%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 89%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 93% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 99% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: divination spells
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: boomerang
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: firearms
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: sexy flats
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: protection spells
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: flail
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: spirituality (turn 41262)
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 75013
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 172240
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was umbreon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 3002304
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was trove
  The monster class that was spawned more often: angelic being (freq bonus 1)
  The monster species that spawned more often: land dragon (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: A'salom (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: adult red dragon (freq bonus 40)
  The monster species that spawned more often: nymph queen (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bong colic demimondaine (freq bonus 60)
  The monster species that spawned more often: air death (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: interplay stropping thruster (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: snow woman (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blue whale (freq bonus 9)
  The monster species that spawned more often: aggravator turret (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: noetic noninstinctual (freq bonus 30)
  The monster species that spawned more often: exaggerate enfranchising (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gecko mummy (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fetish (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ogre shadow thief (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: grey naga (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that spawned more often: petro wort (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bluff tested slubbering (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: instilled castellated (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: succubus (freq bonus 6)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks expose you to chaotic forces (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks shoot light rays (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: joke monsters (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with drain resistance (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks randomly damage your items (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks steal your intrinsics (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have no eyes (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks corrode your entire inventory (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do acid damage (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: armor-piercing lich
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: snore spore
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: potentiator oversubscribed chile
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: crisis
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: Glaryssa, Succubus Queen
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: glamour hc bitch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: ego ice devil
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: march prowar
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: two of clubs
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: fife stalk
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of replenishing (hibernal)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: battery cloak (plashch zaklinaniy)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: towel ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: toxic (holed)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: black sweets ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: instant amnesia (HAKUNA MATATA)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: hybridization (REAL MEN PLAY THE EVILVARIANT HYBRID RACE)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: polymorph (ivory)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: non-seeing stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of sudden curse (unexpected)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: consecration (MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU, freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: permanently black shoes (s provalom obuv', freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: doom (one, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yellow sweets ((null), freq bonus 194)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sharp pole ((null), freq bonus 21)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of pumping (shaven, freq bonus 32)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: safeguard suit (oranzhevyy kostyum, freq bonus 19)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: curseuse stone (gray, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: erasure (FAGEYUDUD, freq bonus 16)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: topat' zemlyu (groundbreaking, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gauntlets of reflection (zerkal'nyye perchatki, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of ennui (original, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tubing pliers ((null), freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of insomnia (awakening, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: ice box of waterproofing (korobka okhlazhdeniya, freq bonus 14)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mancatcher ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gain level (milky, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: disconnected boots (zhivyye sapogi, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: peacekeeper mail ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diamond (white, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Rings (freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dropcurse stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: copying (ITAINO ITAINO TONDEKE)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: blue dragon scales ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: goldspell stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: zadykhayushchiysya (choking)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: totem vyzova (garbage)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: alignment stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: droven helm (pauk forme shlem)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: dayving (next)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: pink spell cloak (yarkiy plashch)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: speed trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: evil variant trap (freq bonus 3)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 119 traps
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 702
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 2
  Constitution training was 0
  Your sanity was 0
  You were fire resistant
  You were cold resistant
  You were shock resistant
  You were poison resistant
  You were acid resistant
  You were immune to petrification
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You had 1499 points of nutrition remaining
  You could survive without air
  You had full nutrients
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of McDonalds, Kentucky's Fried Chicken and Burger King
  Your deity was Kentucky's Fried Chicken
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.5.5 (fbd9ceb9) - last build Wed Oct  2 00:48:46 2019.
  You could not  have safely prayed (456)
  You survived 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    khalat (oranzhevyy khalat)
  Scrolls
    scroll of istseleniye (APOFFEA BUTT)
    scroll of volshebnaya sila (LASH EM EXTENDED BALROG SHOW)
    scroll of faza dver' (V SOVETSKOY ROSSII GENERATOR SLUCHAYNYKH CHISEL NENAVIDIT VAS)
    scroll of identifikatsiya odin punkt (SLEXUAL JUSTICE WARRIORS 2019)
    scroll of lecheniye (SCREW THE CRAMPING WRITING HAND)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom:
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You never hit with a wielded weapon
  You were a pacifist
  You read items or engraved 1 time
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 1 time
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 10
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 0 times
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times

Your skills at the end (0 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    high heels         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    devices            [Basic] (max Master) (21 of 160)
    implants           [Skilled] (max Supreme Master) (160 of 540)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife              [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sling              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    firearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    boomerang          [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye Salabastra the Cook...
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