Sade, chaotic male gremlin Butt Lover


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[Sade the Stroking Hands]  St8 Dx13 Co5 In6 Wi11 Ch5 ButGreMalCha S53
Dlvl:1 $13 HP11(11) Pw8(8) AC6 Xp1/10 T109


Latest messages
  Restoring save file...
  You return to level 1 in The Dungeons of Doom.
  Hello Sade, the gremlin Butt Lover, welcome back to SlashEMExtended!
  Be careful!  New moon tonight.
  # 
  Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? 

Your inventory
  Weapons
  a - an uncursed +0 mace (alternate weapon; not wielded) {12}
  Armor
  b - a cursed +0 T-shirt (being worn) {2}
  c - an uncursed +0 Hawaiian shorts (being worn) {5}
  d - an uncursed +0 pair of sneakers (being worn) {2}
  m - a heavily cursed +0 plate mail {200}
  Scrolls
  e - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  f - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  g - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  h - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  i - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  j - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0}
  l - an uncursed scroll of remove curse {0}
  Wands
  k - an uncursed wand of healing (0:11) {0}

Final attributes
  You were stridently aligned
  Your alignment was  7
  Your max alignment was  10
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: teleport control
  You could not have this property extrinsically: stoned chilling
  You could not have this property intrinsically: double attacks
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 107
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 5
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 33
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 10
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 4
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 65% chance
  Scroll drop chance was reduced to 90%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 92%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 87%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 98%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 92%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Shop item generation was reduced to 98%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 51% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 99% chance
  Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: healing spells
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: short sword
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: healing spells
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: bow
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: squeaking (turn 70)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: divination spells (turn 46982)
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 16425
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 136883
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 330243
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was trove
  The monster class that was spawned more often: golem (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: wartortle (freq bonus 40)
  The monster species that spawned more often: anaerobic antecedence (freq bonus 40)
  The monster species that spawned more often: vampire lich (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: preference premixed (freq bonus 54)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fife force patch (freq bonus 66)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Anti-Elbereth Leader (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: rainbow mode dragon (freq bonus 27)
  The monster species that spawned more often: dirty bulb (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: southern chaparral (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lsd trove (freq bonus 44)
  The monster species that spawned more often: blonde femmy (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: bright violet spore (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: void patch (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Dark Schneider (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: piercer (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: neau rumber (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: haystack insistent mulishly (freq bonus 80)
  The monster species that spawned more often: drone stalk (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: divest anomic (freq bonus 96)
  The monster species that spawned more often: ferrous force fungus (freq bonus 13)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as werecreatures (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat veggies (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you vomit (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that are classified as petty (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Bell of Opening (freq bonus 4)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause slippery fingers (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with a game-specific regular attack (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: lulu ass
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: torchblaze
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: heretic lich
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: spryest graving palatably
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: chill
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: bitch hound
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: kappa wizard
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: epidote stalk
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: unspecific scamping
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: inalienable lamellae empty anchoritic
  The monster class that always generated with extra speed: quadruped
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: displacement (transparent)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of cheating (maroon)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: force armor (gemstone-adorned clothing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of practice (boxing gown)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: time stop (continued)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: robe of specialty (brown robe)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: inventory id (NOW YOU SEE IT)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: pin bolt ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blue lightsaber (lightsaber, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: riding crop ((null), freq bonus 27)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: climbing stick ((null), freq bonus 195)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gold detection (THARR, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Sarah's jewel (cyan, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quality axe ((null), freq bonus 38)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sentou ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: make visible (appearing, freq bonus 343)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Meltem's jewel (radiant, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bubbletar ((null), freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unaffected candle (candle, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white double lightsaber (double lightsaber, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Marlena hiking boots (bone trotteurs, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: kyrt shirt ((null), freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bank stone (gray, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nether (GALADRIEL YOU ARE INSANE, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Thai's jewel (yellow, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: standard id (WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, freq bonus 4)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blacky stone (gray, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chrome scourge ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 80)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: walking stick ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: implant of remorse (communal)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: cataclysm trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: bullet trap (freq bonus 2)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 521 traps
  Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 30
  Traps were extra hard to find 23% of the time
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 949
  Strength training was 0
  Dexterity training was 0
  Wisdom training was 2
  Constitution training was 7
  Your sanity was 0
  You were fire resistant
  You had used the hangup function, which means you're either a FILTHY CHEAT0R or you have a shaky internet connection. Hopefully it's the latter so Amy doesn't have to reinstate the hangup penalty. (1)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having teleport control (0)
  You had 1389 points of nutrition remaining
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  You had spell retention for remembering 30 spells
  Your pantheon consisted of Eveline, Elena and Marlen
  Your deity was Marlen
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.1 (23d283fe) - last build Mon Aug  2 07:22:57 2021.
  You could not  have safely prayed (387)
  You survived 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  appraisal             1 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         1 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            1 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          1 R    Prepared(0)
  dazzle                1 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    Hawaiian shorts (flowery shorts and lei)
    sneakers (turning shoes)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (ERRELEVENT)
    scroll of mana (MOSSOFMAREILON STOMAFILLIA SPENSEWEED)
    scroll of phase door (0 OUT OF 10 BOOOO HISSS)
    scroll of standard id (OFFLINEHACK GTFO)
    scroll of cure (THIS ISNT DISNEYLAND)
    scroll of heal other (YASDORIAN TEAMSPLAT ELITE SPYING ACADEMY)
  * scroll of extra healing (FANNY IS JUST A REGULAR FEMALE NAME)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (CAO NI MA)
    scroll of remove curse (I ONLY PLAY AA)
  Wands
    wand of healing (teaching)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: level 1
  Level 1: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 1 time
  You killed 2 monsters
  You were illiterate
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate
  You applied items 0 times
  You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times
  You created 0 items with the magic marker
  You created 0 items with the chemistry set
  You quaffed 0 potions
  You zapped wands 0 times
  You read scrolls 0 times
  You read spellbooks 0 times
  You successfully cast spells 0 times
  You failed to cast a spell 0 times
  You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times
  You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times
  You used techniques 0 times
  You phase doored 0 times
  You teleported 0 times
  You levelported 0 times
  You branchported 0 times
  You were banished 0 times
  You were punished 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 pets
  You suffered from amnesia 0 times
  You had a minimum alignment of 0
  You had a maximum alignment of 8
  You had a maximum sanity of 0
  You had a maximum contamination of 0
  You successfully searched for traps 0 times
  You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times
  You heard farting noises 0 times
  You heard crapping noises 0 times
  You listened to conversion sermon 0 times
  You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times
  You heard superman taunts 0 times
  You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times
  You got your nuts kicked 0 times
  You got hit in the breasts 0 times
  You saved the game 1 time
  You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times
  You had your data deleted 0 times
  You encountered the curse items effect 0 times
  You triggered nasty traps 0 times
  You triggered feminism traps 0 times
  You had to read random messages 0 times
  You saw 0 monsters come out of portals
  You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times
  You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times
  You had the kops called on you 0 times
  You solved 0 captchas
  You failed to solve a captcha 0 times
  You correctly answered 0 quiz questions
  You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions
  You had the reality altered 0 times
  You picked 0 locks
  You converted 0 altars
  You had your items stolen 0 times
  You got poisoned 0 times
  You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses
  You purchased nurse services 0 times
  You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings
  You had your items disenchanted 0 times
  You permanently lost stat points 0 times
  You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times
  You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times
  You dissipated nether mist 0 times
  You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos
  You used up 0 grams of gunpowder
  You recharged your items 0 times
  You made offerings to the gods 0 times
  You used the force against an enemy 0 times
  You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times
  You kicked monsters 0 times
  You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times
  You fumbled 1 time
  You wrested wands 0 times
  You lost 0 items to fire damage
  You lost 0 items to cold damage
  You lost 0 items to shock damage
  You lost 0 items to poison damage
  You dug with digging tools 0 times
  You dug out grave walls 0 times
  You chopped down 0 trees
  You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars
  You interacted with fountains 0 times
  You sat on a throne 0 times
  You interacted with a sink 0 times
  You interacted with a toilet 0 times
  You invoked a pentagram 0 times
  You quaffed from a well 0 times
  You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times
  You slept in a bed 0 times
  You slept on a mattress 0 times
  You landed 0 critical hits
  You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids
  You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles
  You untrapped 0 traps
  You had to read longing messages 0 times
  You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes
  You got sick from food poisoning 0 times
  You got sick from illness 0 times
  You got slimed 0 times
  You got stoned 0 times
  You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters
  You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls
  You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands
  You saw demons being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times
  You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times
  You were blasted by artifacts 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times
  You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times
  You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times
  You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times
  You became dehydrated 0 times
  You had your luck roll over 0 times
  You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times
  You quaffed non-working potions 0 times
  You encountered stairs traps 0 times
  You lost intrinsics 0 times
  You randomly revealed 0 traps
  You got hit by bad effects 0 times
  You got hit by really bad effects 0 times
  You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory
  You encountered 0 bones levels
  You had to read insults against your momma 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad items 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times
  You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times
  You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times
  You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times
  You were caught by the manler 0 times
  You broke wands 0 times
  You performed alchemy 0 times
  You destroyed 0 hostile weapons
  You felt like a new gremlin 0 times
  You allowed 0 eggs to hatch
  You wiped your face 0 times
  You acquired 0 items
  You were a cannibal 0 times
  You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times
  You threw 0 potions
  You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions
  You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times
  You vomited 0 times
  You were low on health 0 times
  You were down to your last hit point 0 times

Your skills at the end (2 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    shield             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    devices            [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    searching          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    techniques         [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    sexy flats         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    memorization       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form IV (Ataru)    [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form V (Shien)     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    martial arts       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20)
    two-weapon combat  [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160)
    riding             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Weapon Skills
    club               [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    paddle             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    mace               [Basic] (max Legendary) (21 of 160)
    morning star       [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160)
    flail              [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160)
    hammer             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    lance              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    dart               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    whip               [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    healing spells     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Restricted Skills
    bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    high heels         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    general combat     [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polymorphing       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spirituality       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    petkeeping         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    missile weapons    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    implants           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    gun control        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    squeaking          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    symbiosis          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form I (Shii-Cho)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form II (Makashi)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form III (Soresu)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form V (Djem So)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VI (Niman)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VII (Vaapad)  [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    dagger             [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    knife              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    axe                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    pick-axe           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    short sword        [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    broadsword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    long sword         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    two-handed sword   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    scimitar           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    saber              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    orb                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    claw               [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    grinder            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    polearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    spear              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    javelin            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    trident            [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    bow                [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    sling              [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    firearms           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    crossbow           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    shuriken           [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    boomerang          [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    unicorn horn       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    lightsaber         [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    attack spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    occult spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    elemental spells   [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    chaos spells       [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)
    matter spells      [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500)

Goodbye Sade the Butt Lover...