Crawlhydra, neutral male human Feminist




          -----  ##----------------
          |.|.|###,......^.|......|
          |....,,,,|<...%.........|
          -.-.-####|..............|
          #,,,     ----------------
          ##@#
           #)#


           ##









[Crawlhydr the Wannabe Maneater]  St17 Dx15 Co12 In3 Wi3 Ch19 FemHumMalNeu
Dlvl:2 $35 HP0(40) Pw2(37) AC2 Exp4 T401


Latest messages
  13 gold pieces.
  There is a grave here.
  Something is engraved here on the headstone.
  Use "r." to read it.
  You see here a bell {0}.
  What do you want to read? [l-pv or ?*.] 
  Something is engraved here on the headstone.
  You read: "Saved by the bell!".
  x - a bell {0}.
  The floor grue misses.
  The floor grue's sinister gaze fills your mind with dreadful, evil thoughts!
  You kill the floor grue!
  You get hurt by the floor grue's spikes!
  [-1 -> 13]
  13 gold pieces.
  There is a rude straw mattress here.
  It gets angry!
  You hear a flinging sound.
  You are hit by a shotgun shell!
  You die...

Your inventory
  Weapons
  a - an uncursed +1 high-heeled sandal {1}
  b - 20 uncursed +0 shuriken (in quiver) {0}
  c - the uncursed +1 lance named c0xjUdUT`=VpU(d-}8Pl-  (alternate weapon; not wielded) {75}
  s - the uncursed +0 collusion knife named U Are A Cheater {2}
  u - the uncursed +4 metal sling named Artifical Accomplishment {2}
  w - an uncursed +0 block-heeled combat boot (weapon in hand) {5}
  Armor
  d - a heavily cursed thoroughly burnt +0 pair of killer heels (being worn) {8}
  q - the uncursed +0 enchanted (of cold resistance) pair of gauntlets of stealing named What's Up Bitches {4}
  Comestibles
  r - 4 uncursed cream pies {0}
  t - an uncursed tripe ration {0}
  Scrolls
  l - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0}
  m - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0}
  n - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0}
  o - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0}
  p - an uncursed scroll of cure {0}
  Spellbooks
  v - an uncursed spellbook of chaos bolt (3:0) {0}
  Tools
  e - an uncursed leather leash {0}
  f - an uncursed stethoscope {0}
  x - an uncursed bell {0}
  Gems
  g - a blessed +0 worthless piece of red glass {1}
  h - 2 blessed +0 worthless pieces of violet glass {2}
  i - an uncursed +0 peridot {1}
  j - an uncursed +0 worthless piece of radiant glass {1}
  k - 7 uncursed +0 rocks {0}

Final attributes
  You were fervently aligned
  Your alignment was  11
  Your max alignment was  11
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: keen memory
  You could not have this property extrinsically: poison resistance
  You could not have this property intrinsically: energy regeneration
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 194
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 10
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 13
  Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 84
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 6
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 27
  Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 10
  Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 188
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 97% chance
  Monsters only dropped their equipment with 72% chance
  Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 48%
  Ring drop chance was reduced to 65%
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 81%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 65%
  Weapon drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Armor drop chance was reduced to 27%
  Tool drop chance was reduced to 94%
  Food drop chance was reduced to 86%
  Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 90% of the time only
  Monster death drops spawned with only 96% chance
  The following skill could not be trained at all: bare-handed combat
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: high heels
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: missile weapons
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: body spells
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: polymorphing
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: occult spells
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: dart (turn 28)
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: saber (turn 80)
  The following skill became untrainable after a while: implants (turn 21378)
  The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: two-handed weapons (turn 34354)
  Number of artifacts generated was  2
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  3
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 77166
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 171316
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 9991590
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was ant or other insect
  The monster class that was spawned more often: vortex (freq bonus 3)
  The monster species that spawned more often: infrared monster (freq bonus 21)
  The monster species that spawned more often: memory elemental (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Trololololol (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: rookier haltered (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: zymology nighed renewed (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: illusionary soldier (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: orc chessman (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: manoeuvreing civil (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: vacuum devil (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: alien plasomorph (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: sassily reinstalled (freq bonus 15)
  The monster species that spawned more often: phasing dingo puppy (freq bonus 24)
  The monster species that spawned more often: radioactive woman (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: chanting spirit (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: outcried smuggling (freq bonus 22)
  The monster species that spawned more often: floorboard motionlessly (freq bonus 4)
  The monster species that spawned more often: shadow wraith (freq bonus 12)
  The monster species that spawned more often: pleasing warp patch (freq bonus 32)
  The monster species that spawned more often: porter phaser stalk (freq bonus 10)
  The monster species that spawned more often: translucency catchword (freq bonus 5)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks deactivate your intrinsics (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks curse your items (freq bonus 8)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat stone (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that squeek (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks curse your items (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as undead (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters with a thick skin (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: RNG laser
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: alienee bowling
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: guttural hulked raptly
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: curate acoustical
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: nastinator
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: dogear strengthened mischance
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: thick van
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: greedily testifier beanbag
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: officially torii
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: femmymondaine
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: droven mithril-coat ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: vaporize (illgotten)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amnesia (DUAM XNAHT)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: crystal boots (glass boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: low stat stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of own race warning (cabbalist)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic flute (flute)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: charger ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: robe of permanence (purple robe)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: identify (KERNOD WEL)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quaffer helmet (water-pipe helmet, freq bonus 472)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of danger (doomed, freq bonus 23)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: graphite (gray, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: clay chain ((null), freq bonus 18)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bionic cloak (avenger cloak, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: dwarvish battle-axe (beaked axe, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: kelp frond ((null), freq bonus 20)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: boots of acid resistance (buckled boots, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: armor specialization (YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CRAP AND THERE IS NO TOILET NEARBY, freq bonus 17)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elven cloak (faded pall, freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chemistry set (box of obscure-looking glass devices, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: green mate (St.John's Wort, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: immobility (motile, freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bronze plate mail ((null), freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of hacking (dun, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: platinum fire hook (beaked staff, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: extreme power (turquoise, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rotating chain ((null), freq bonus 3)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pizza ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: muteness stone (gray, freq bonus 5)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: black sweets ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of restful sleep (triangular)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: fly swatter ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: special leather armor ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: amulet of item teleportation (starwars)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: javelin (throwing spear)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: vermin swatter ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shield of light (shiny shield)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: mushroom ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: repeatable boots (heap of shit boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: divine anger trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: premature death trap (freq bonus 2)
  Trap randomization happened for 1 in 921 traps
  Trap difficulty was increased by 1
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 920
  Strength training was 2
  Dexterity training was 8
  Wisdom training was 3
  Constitution training was 17
  You were going to die prematurely
  You had the following problem: Monsters build new traps for you to blunder into. (0)
  You had the following problem: Your techniques didn't work. (0)
  You had reduced magic cancellation. (172)
  You were possessed by the ghost of Nadja. (3)
  You had not decided on your sexuality yet
  You were prevented from having poison resistance (0)
  You were prevented from having keen memory (0)
  You had 1067 points of nutrition remaining
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  Your pantheon consisted of Tinanya, Helen and Rejda
  Your deity was Helen
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.3.0 (ff8e4fa0) - last build Mon Aug 13 08:01:00 2018.
  You could  have safely prayed (0)
  You are dead 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  appraisal             4 R    LIMIT(0)
  panic digging         4 R    LIMIT(0)
  phase door            4 R    LIMIT(0)
  invoke deity          4 R    LIMIT(0)

Discoveries
  Artifacts
    What's Up Bitches [neutral gauntlets of stealing]
    U Are A Cheater [chaotic collusion knife]
  Weapons
    shuriken (throwing star)
  Armor
    killer heels (street boots)
    gauntlets of stealing (fencing gloves)
  Scrolls
    scroll of healing (DDEV REMOVEREMOVEREMOVE RUINATION)
    scroll of mana (RAKIMONTRARAR)
    scroll of phase door (TORRENTED TOO MANY MOVIES)
    scroll of standard id (HALP WHY AM I SO BAD)
    scroll of cure (GIMME A LITTLE SPANKING)
  * scroll of extra healing (NOTY AND THE AMY WERE MVPS 2017)
  * scroll of greater mana restoration (AMYBSOD IS A HARLOT ACCORDING TO VAMPIRECONVICT)
  Spellbooks
    spellbook of chaos bolt (transforming)
  Tools
    leather leash (leash)
  Gems
    worthless piece of red glass (red)
    worthless piece of violet glass (violet)
    peridot (radiant)
    worthless piece of radiant glass (radiant)
  Venoms
  * blinding venom (splash of venom)
  * tail spikes (splash of venom)
  * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom)
  * acid venom (splash of venom)
  * segfault venom (splash of venom)

Dungeon overview
  The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 2
  Level 2: <- You are here

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 28 times
  You killed 19 monsters
  You read items or engraved 6 times
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate

Your skills at the end (6 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    high heels         [Basic] (max Grand Master) (22 of 160)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20)
    two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    searching          [Basic] (max Expert) (22 of 160)
    petkeeping         [Basic] (max Expert) (29 of 160)
    sexy flats         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    form II (Makashi)  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form III (Soresu)  [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    form V (Shien)     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form V (Djem So)   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    form VI (Niman)    [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    form VII (Juyo)    [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    form VIII (Wedi)   [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    martial arts       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    riding             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
  Weapon Skills
    knife              [Unskilled] (max Basic) (0 of 20)
    scimitar           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    club               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    paddle             [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    mace               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    morning star       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    hammer             [Basic] (max Expert) (48 of 160)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    polearms           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    javelin            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    trident            [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    lance              [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    sling              [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    firearms           [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    crossbow           [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    shuriken           [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    boomerang          [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    whip               [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    occult spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    elemental spells   [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    chaos spells       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye Crawlhydra the Feminist...