CptSnarkyPants, chaotic male vortex Bleeder m e N ./?....@ e F F F w ¯ [CptSnarky the Leg-scratched Boy] St8 Dx8 Co9 In13 Wi16 Ch13 BleVorMalCha Dlvl:1 $0 HP24(24) Pw12(12) AC8 Exp1 T21 Bli Latest messages Try anyway? [yn] (n) You can't close anything -- you have no hands! Try to close it with another part of your body instead? [yn] (n) In what direction? [47896321><] You feel no door there. You try to feel what is lying here on the floor. You feel here a wand {0}. You try to feel what is lying here on the floor. You feel here a wand {0}. You can't see... You try to feel what is lying here on the floor. You feel here a wand {0}. amulet of data storage - This is an amulet. Color: orange. Material: alloy. Appearance: alloy. It can be worn for some magical effect, but you will go hungry a little bit faster if you are wearing an amulet. This amulet does nothing when worn. You can't see... Wait! There's something there you can't see! You attack thin air. You try to feel what is lying here on the floor. You feel here a scroll {0}. Beware, there will be no return! Still climb? [yn] (n) Your inventory Amulets f - a blessed amulet of data storage {0} Weapons a - an uncursed +0 knife (weapon in foreclaw) {2} Armor d - an uncursed +0 lab coat (being worn) {4} Comestibles j - 2 uncursed food rations {0} Scrolls k - a blessed scroll of root password detection {0} p - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} q - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} r - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} s - 2 uncursed scrolls of standard id {0} t - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} u - an uncursed scroll of heal other {0} Spellbooks l - a blessed finalized spellbook of protection (0:1) {0} m - a blessed spellbook of resist poison (0:1) {0} n - a blessed finalized spellbook of botox resist (0:4) {0} Potions b - an uncursed potion of vampire blood {0} c - an uncursed finalized potion of vampire blood {0} Rings e - an uncursed -2 ring of timely backup {0} Tools g - an uncursed ice box {400} h - a * uncursed mirror {0} i - an uncursed can of grease (0:21) {0} Venoms o - 91 uncursed +0 faerie floss rhings {2} The ice box is empty. Final attributes You were nominally aligned Your alignment was 0 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: speed Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 102 Amulet identification only worked 15 times out of 17 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 33 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 29 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 14 Gem identification only worked 100 times out of 133 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 27 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 97% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 89% Wand drop chance was reduced to 92% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 94% Potion drop chance was reduced to 81% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 87% Armor drop chance was reduced to 88% Food drop chance was reduced to 92% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 95% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: petkeeping The following skill could not be trained at all: firearms The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: body spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: healing spells The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: missile weapons Number of artifacts generated was 1 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Your leg damage was 2 Your hairstyle was 'high riser' and your beard type is 'el carcinero' The last time you got a new haircut was 5020 turns ago Your areola diameter was 21 Monster spawn increase started at turn 36890 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 107517 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 3170 Your limit for ascension was at turn 2038890 The monster class that cannot be genocided was trapper or lurker above Today, this monster class was always generated invisible: centaur The monster species that spawned more often: somalese (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: teskill vortex (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: chagrining moppet haltering imminently (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: leaddy pudding (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: asutra (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: deface snowdrop (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: Envy avatar (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: kuroya looking universe (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: ghoul caster (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: theme lion (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: asitean (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: off-color patch (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: dark permamimic (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: flying lemure (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: hexone detoxification corkiest snaggiest shapeliest unpacker explicitly fermi (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: multi-hued naga hatchling (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: special agent (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: real inferno hound (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: ciphered underprivileged (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: random cortex (freq bonus 9) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat leather and other organics (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause depression (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks de-energize you (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can teleport (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Candelabrum of Invocation (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that roar (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters who blabber about the plague (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have sting attacks (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: baal pudding The monster species that never randomly spawned: not existing thing The monster species that never randomly spawned: stupid egg The monster species that never randomly spawned: Floey Stint The monster species that never randomly spawned: consolidate harrow The monster species that never randomly spawned: decaffeinating arcana The monster species that never randomly spawned: deathly visage The monster species that never randomly spawned: unworkable ting The monster species that never randomly spawned: orc swordmaster The monster species that never randomly spawned: Tulzscha, the Green Flame The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: cloak of sickness (green cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: eternium mattock ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bigscript stone (gray, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: yatagan ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hyperspace summon (sour, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fallout helmet (post-nuclear helmet, freq bonus 28) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scripted helmet (hacker helmet, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gray dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shield of light (shiny shield, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of sudden curse (unexpected, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: visible item (YOU CANNOT SEE ME WITH SEE INVIS, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Solvejg mocassins (ornamental shoes, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: black aestivalis (runed broadsword, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: acquirement (important, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy wax ball ((null), freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bright cyan beauties (plof heels, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: shades of grey stone (gray, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: heavy paper ball ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: K-ration ((null), freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: welsh onion ((null), freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: super mantle (red mantle, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: self-willed heels (imaginary heels, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: inferior material (EATING RAW SHOES SPEEDS YOU UP) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lycanthropy (doggy) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ambush qatar ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: blade wire The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: autopickup trap (freq bonus 1) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 719 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 77 Trap difficulty was increased by 5 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1092 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -2 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You were sleep resistant You were doubly poison resistant You were acid resistant You were immune to petrification You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having speed (0) You were prevented from having diminished bleeding (0) You leeched mana You were aware of the presence of unsolid creatures You were aware of the presence of creatures without limbs You had 1479 points of nutrition remaining You could fly You could survive without air Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 35 spells Your pantheon consisted of Glycocalyx, Fibrinogen and Hemophilia Your deity was Hemophilia The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.7.6 (c336e3cd) - last build Sun Oct 30 14:04:20 2022. You could not have safely prayed (57) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - protection 1 + protect 7% 100% b - resist poison 1 + protect 7% 100% c - botox resist 6 + protect 98% 500% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status surgery 1X Prepared(0) healing hands 1X Prepared(0) draw blood 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) vanish 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Amulets amulet of data storage (alloy) Armor lab coat (white coat) Scrolls scroll of root password detection (DESUM TETRAL) scroll of healing (POLSKA TO WIELKI KRAJ) scroll of mana (CANCER MAGE) scroll of phase door (EXIT IN THE GAY DIRECTION OF TRAVEL) scroll of standard id (WHINE WHINE WHINE I BROKE SPELL DOT C BY DENERFING IT) scroll of cure (SUECHOL OGI ABS OLUTEN ULPEN) scroll of heal other (KNIGHT SPORT FULL MILK) * scroll of extra healing (IT COMES THICKE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (SLAM ROBUSTNESS BODY TO ENEMY SERIOUS) Spellbooks spellbook of protection (dark gray) spellbook of resist poison (chaos-inducing) spellbook of botox resist (cryptic) Potions potion of vampire blood (blood-red) Rings ring of timely backup (thallium) Tools ice box (cooling box) mirror (looking glass) Venoms * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Vanquished creatures 0 canermines (1 created) 0 small gas spores (1 created) 0 hidden gas spores (1 created) 0 background graphics (1 created) 0 spread worms (1 created) 0 lichens (1 created) 0 hahaha growths (1 created) 0 passhriekers (1 created) 0 naagi (1 created) 0 early gaardiens (1 created) 0 apologetic customers (1 created) 0 animated wedge sandals (1 created) 0 pinball newts (1 created) 0 constant broadcasts (1 created) 0 food troves (1 created) 15 creatures born. 0 creatures vanquished. 0 bosses born. 0 bosses vanquished. Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new vortex 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) searching [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) implants [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form II (Makashi) [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) form V (Shien) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form V (Djem So) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) martial arts [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) grinder [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Basic] (max Wizard) (20 of 160) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) body spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) elemental spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) flail [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye CptSnarkyPants the Bleeder... You escaped from the dungeon with 150 points, 1 amulet of data storage (worth 150 zorkmids), and 0 pieces of gold, after 21 moves. Killer: escaped You were level 1 with a maximum of 24 hit points when you escaped. You reached the 14th place on the top 10000 list. No Points Name Hp [max] 1 837183 Trixie-Trs-Dic-Mal-Cha died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 50 [max 54]. Killed by a monster (brown bear). - [144] 2 57441 Ash-Mar-Teu-Mal-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 11. Killed by a grey spider. - [125] 3 31273 Sigurd-Cam-Fem-Mal-Law died in Space Base on level 12. Killed by a monster (killer bee), while praying unsuccessfully. - [100] 12 375 Ash-Ele-Wis-Fem-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Killed by an acid ray. - [29] 13 329 BSOD2-Nob-Spi-Mal-Law died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 2. Killed by a monster (river moccasin). - [39] 14 150 CptSnarkyP-Ble-Vor-Mal-Cha escaped the dungeon [max level 1]. 24 [24] 15 119 Ash-Psi-Lyc-Mal-Neu quit in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. 11 [11] 16 99 Ash-Psi-Esp-Mal-Neu died in The Dungeons of Doom on level 1. Killed by a monster (harkoon). - [6]