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Your scroll labeled YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY is not affected. You are almost hit by a forked polearm. You hit the blue goblin! The blue goblin swings his staff. The blue goblin hits you! [-5 -> 78] You kill the blue goblin! You hit the hola-hola lancer! "Wowou." The hola-hola lancer thrusts her forked polearm. Your small shield blocks the hola-hola lancer's attack. The hola-hola lancer kicks you! You don't feel very well. [-11 -> 69] Pick an object. T a troll (hola-hola lancer) (base level 8) (female) Accessing Pokedex entry for hola-hola lancer... Base statistics of this monster type: Base level = 8, difficulty = 12, AC = -2, magic resistance = 30, alignment -10. Slow (10). Normal generation, with frequency 1. Resists fire, cold, petrification, death magic. No conveyed resistances. Not genocidable, carnivorous, herbivorous, poisonous, reviving mindless. This monster is always female. Follows you to other levels. Is a valid polymorph form. Attacks: 5d7, uses weapon - ordinary physical 4d4, kick - turns you into green slime # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were piously aligned Your alignment was 34 Your max alignment was 34 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: double attacks Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 104 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 6 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 19 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 30 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 97% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 95% chance Potion drop chance was reduced to 99% Armor drop chance was reduced to 93% Tool drop chance was reduced to 93% Food drop chance was reduced to 95% Shop item generation was reduced to 85% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 93% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 95% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: matter spells The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: two-handed weapons The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: polymorphing The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: implants Number of artifacts generated was 3 Number of fake artifacts generated was 11 Your hairstyle was 'tunnel snake' and your beard type is 'adventurer' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 11340 turns ago Your areola diameter was 26 Monster spawn increase started at turn 126920 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 179249 In this game, Eevee's evolution was spiriteon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 66530 Your limit for ascension was at turn 1957384 The monster class that cannot be genocided was sea monster The monster species that spawned more often: formless spawn (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hopping alkalization (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: heathenism sloucher (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: Juen's sexy leather pump (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: myriad unlatch (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: arthritic impalpable (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: sokosolver (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: desert mold (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: Gaddafi (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: giant sapphire dragonfly (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: mussy hardboard (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: color nymphomania nosepiece puncture (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: hadst unfavorable (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: impossible (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: passant (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: lilac warp patch (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: peddle suing (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: severable genre (freq bonus 28) The monster species that spawned more often: innate brasher undeterminable bisectional (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: red putty (freq bonus 15) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make loud noise (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can be seen with infravision (freq bonus 6) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that eat stone (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks drain alignment points (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that make loud noise (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks make you more hungry (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks steal the amulet (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that need a pick-axe for tunneling (freq bonus 2) The monster species that never randomly spawned: premeditative uvula The monster species that never randomly spawned: uret growth The monster species that never randomly spawned: elona shadow The monster species that never randomly spawned: flying ribbon fish The monster species that never randomly spawned: loosened round The monster species that never randomly spawned: slider left The monster species that never randomly spawned: rotting carcass The monster species that never randomly spawned: chancemen cylindrically The monster species that never randomly spawned: cyan stalker The monster species that never randomly spawned: irital The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: nastycurse stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: eternium saber ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dark batarang ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: jagged-tooth club ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: crystal helm (fish bowl) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: oilskin gloves (slippery gloves) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: turn limit stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: lethe cloak (forgetful cloak) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: meteor fragment (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: deprovement stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: offlevel item (READ IDENTIFY AT YOUR OWN PERIL, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: mithril whip ((null), freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Leo Nemaeus hide (lion skin, freq bonus 38) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Manuela combat boots (iceblock heels, freq bonus 27) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of crap (sucker, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: green sweets ((null), freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: laser sword ((null), freq bonus 22) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: undetection gloves (telescope, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: chromatic beam (chromatic, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stiletto sandals (feminine sandals, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inferno (subsurface, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of data storage (icosaedrical, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of escalation (cyan cloak, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: elvis shoes (velvet pumps, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: holy wafer ((null), freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: green sweets ((null), freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Nelly's jewel (yellowish brown, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: evil leather armor ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of blue glass (blue, freq bonus 63) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Tools (freq bonus 86) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: bad shirt ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: knout ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: colossus blade ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: latency stone (gray) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: infernal axe ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ice beam (chilly) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: free action (twisted) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Ultimate Tsuyoshi Special (camo) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: parasol ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: sturdy plateau boot for girls ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: wishing trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: skill multiply trap (freq bonus 8) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 956 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 93 Traps were extra hard to find 3% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 8318 Strength training was 50 Dexterity training was 50 Wisdom training was 8 Constitution training was 50 Your sanity was 64 You had 1000 alla remaining You were immune to sickness You were stricken with fear (63) You were dimmed (25) You were turning into slime (99) You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were suffering from very slight contamination. (6) You were prevented from having double attacks (0) Your chance to block was 21% You had infravision You had 936 points of nutrition remaining You could fly You were riding Odahviing (baby gray dragon) You regenerated You were lucky (1) Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 70 spells Your pantheon consisted of Buddha, Jahwe and Allah Your deity was Buddha The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.8.2 (d129f987) - last build Mon Mar 27 08:45:54 2023. You could have safely prayed (0) You survived Spells known in the end Name Level Category Fail Memory a - healing 1 + healing 0% 137% b - remove curse 5 + protect 95% 90% Techniques known in the end Name Level Status turn undead 11X Prepared(0) blessing 11X Prepared(0) healing hands 11X Prepared(0) spirituality check 11X Prepared(0) preaching 11X Prepared(0) appraisal 11 R Prepared(0) panic digging 11 R Prepared(0) phase door 11 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 11 R Prepared(0) disarm 4 O Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons partisan (vulgar polearm) Armor robe (black robe) iron shoes (hard shoes) Scrolls scroll of regular material (PUUN TAFFY) scroll of healing (EXIT IN THE GAY DIRECTION OF TRAVEL) scroll of mana (IN THE ILLUSORY CASTLE YOU ARE ALWAYS CONFUSED) scroll of phase door (DINKIER MISDO MONOPOLIZATION WALLEYE) scroll of standard id (CHUTZPAH) scroll of cure (GET YOUR PET GIRL IN SLEX) scroll of heal other (FOMO) * scroll of extra healing (DECKARD CAIN SHOULD BE DEAD IN DIABLO 3 BECAUSE OF OLD AGE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ONE DAY THE WHITE HAWK OF ZANAN WILL SOAR ONCE MORE) scroll of fire (PUTO FER LO) scroll of bad equipment (ETH BUG IS TOO STUPID) scroll of secure identify (KIITOS MUKAVAA MEILLAE OLI AIKANA JUNETHACK) scroll of bad effect (CHANGED CELLS TO BE LIKE AS ELF) scroll of proof armor (THREATS APART TO EXCHANGE AND LOW ATTACK MORAL) scroll of punishment (IRC LAUNCH STRANGEBOT SUDO SCREEN) scroll of greater enchant armor (I WAS BORN MALE BUT NOW IM A WOMAN) scroll of destroy armor (SEED SHOTED AS GUN 25 TIME) scroll of feminism (DESNUDEDATE WANT ME) Spellbooks spellbook of healing (chilly) spellbook of remove curse (destructive) Potions * potion of water (clear) potion of speed (metallic) potion of object detection (finicky) Wands wand of create monster (glistening) wand called slow monster (overpowered) wand of make invisible (chrome) wand of draining (cracked) wand of enlightenment (secree) wand of lightning (vivardoradorium) Tools leather saddle (saddle) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 8 Level 1: (sink, toilet) Level 2: (closed wand shop) Level 3: (fountain, sink) Level 4: (mine stair, unal altar, fountain, vault) Level 5: (pool stair, general store) Level 6: [mall] (town) Level 7: (armor shop) <- You are here Level 8: The Gnomish Mines: levels 5 to 12 Level 5: Level 6: Level 7: Level 8: [mintn] (WTF minetown) Level 9: Level 10: Level 11: Level 12: [mnend] Pool Challenge: level 4 Level 4: Voluntary challenges You eaten 33 times You eaten food with animal by-products 14 times You eaten meat 12 times You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You hit with a wielded weapon 505 times You killed 246 monsters You read items or engraved 26 times You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 33 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 2 times You read scrolls 18 times You read spellbooks 2 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 1 time You phase doored 3 times You teleported 2 times You levelported 1 time You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of -1 You had a maximum alignment of 34 You had a maximum sanity of 66 You had a maximum contamination of 6 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 4 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 11 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 5 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 1 time You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 1 time You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 2 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 1 time You got poisoned 3 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 1 time You mulched 1 ranged weapon ammo You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 3 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 7 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 151 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 3 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 2 potions You allowed monsters to read 3 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 6 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 2 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 1 time You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 3 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 6 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 1 bones level You had to read insults against your momma 1 time You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 1 time You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 1 time You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new troll 0 times You allowed 2 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 2 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks Your skills at the end (27 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (51 of 20) shield [Basic] (max Expert) (85 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (63 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Basic] (max Master) (53 of 160) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Basic] (max Expert) (123 of 160) Weapon Skills long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) orb [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Skilled] (max Expert) (525 of 540) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) bow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) crossbow [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) dart [Unskilled] (max Expert) (8 of 20) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) unicorn horn [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) healing spells [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (1 of 20) enchantment spells [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) matter spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (23 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (4 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (77 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (2 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (6 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Fare thee well Concrete the Chevalier...