BSOD2, chaotic female human Goff




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[BSOD2 the Saint Preps Academy Alumna] St13 Dx11 Co14 In11 Wi11 Ch6 GofHumFemCha S317
Dlvl:2 $11 HP28(28) Pw29(29) AC-1 Xp3/64 Wt1136/1550 T589 Hal


Latest messages
  You hear the chime of a cash register.
  You see here a statue of a prick bear.
  t - a statue of a least daemon.
  You hear a swimmer divebomb into the water.
  You see here a scroll labeled MYS SKIN WITH ACID.
  u - a scroll labeled FEELING MARKSMAN AMYLEIN.
  There is a wall in the way!
  You hear someone cursing shoplifters.
  You hear a gurgling noise.
  You hit the animated bronze statue.
  The Lord British misses.
  You kill the kender!
  v - a tin.
  w - a scroll labeled FEELING MARKSMAN AMYLEIN.
  Unknown command ' '.
  2 gold pieces.
  There is nothing here to pick up.
  There is a wall in the way! (851x)
  # 
  Really quit [yes/no]? 

Final attributes
  You were fervently aligned
  Your alignment was  12
  Your max alignment was  12
  You carried  0 sins
  You could not have this property at all: acid resistance
  You could not have this property extrinsically: corrosivity
  You could not have this property intrinsically: manaleech
  Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 181
  Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8
  Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 14
  Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 4
  Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 19
  Monsters only dropped their musable items with 29% chance
  Wand drop chance was reduced to 95%
  Amulet drop chance was reduced to 81%
  Potion drop chance was reduced to 80%
  The following skill could not be trained at all: healing spells
  The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: devices
  The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: body armor
  The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: searching
  The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: general combat
  The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: spirituality
  The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: elemental spells (turn 14)
  Number of artifacts generated was  0
  Number of fake artifacts generated was  0
  Monster spawn increase started at  turn 52480
  Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at  turn 75949
  In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon
  Your limit for ascension was at  turn 53568
  The monster class that cannot be genocided was rub monster
  The monster class that was spawned more often: ghost (freq bonus 6)
  The monster species that spawned more often: very old gray dragon (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: fourclaw (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: swarming girl (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: old corpse (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: cocoon imp (freq bonus 32)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stoning monster (freq bonus 27)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Lina Inverse (freq bonus 36)
  The monster species that spawned more often: stone clan (freq bonus 32)
  The monster species that spawned more often: latin six girl (freq bonus 60)
  The monster species that spawned more often: young adult mercurial dragon (freq bonus 22)
  The monster species that spawned more often: elder fire elemental (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: servitor of the outer gods (freq bonus 18)
  The monster species that spawned more often: E~Ö(>ݹV (freq bonus 40)
  The monster species that spawned more often: gnosis sephirah (freq bonus 54)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lawful pupil (freq bonus 144)
  The monster species that spawned more often: Renfield (freq bonus 8)
  The monster species that spawned more often: lower team starwolf member (freq bonus 7)
  The monster species that spawned more often: troll zombie (freq bonus 16)
  The monster species that spawned more often: brown spore (freq bonus 20)
  The monster species that spawned more often: giant silver frog (freq bonus 24)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks stun you (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do shock damage (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want the Candelabrum of Invocation (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that want to arrest the player (freq bonus 1)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause bad effects (freq bonus 3)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks eat your dreams (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as prince (freq bonus 2)
  The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have weapon attacks (freq bonus 2)
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: mister whoopee
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: car thief
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: American black rat
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: omega metroid
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: desert patch
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: dense ice vortex
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: bloodthirsty vampire lord
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: pile of very angry coins
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: muck cattle
  The monster species that never randomly spawned: poison giant
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: confuse monster (NR 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: psybeam (psionic)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: yellow spell stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: wooden harp (harp)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: infoless helmet (twisted visor helmet)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: peanut bag ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: charging (buzzing)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: muteness stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dark magic whistle (whistle)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: sentient high-heeled shoes (irregular boots)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: aggravate monster (grating, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: captcha stone (gray, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: unlucky stone (gray, freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: incorrectly adjusted helmet (mechanical helmet, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: highscore stone (gray, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: misfire (vajra orb, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: tsurugi (long samurai sword, freq bonus 13)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: anhydrite (teal, freq bonus 34)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fleece bolt ((null), freq bonus 15)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: worthless piece of orange glass (orange, freq bonus 6)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bardiche (long poleaxe, freq bonus 7)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: antiprayer stone (gray, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: orcish cloak (coarse mantelet, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fedora ((null), freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: enlightenment (swirly, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: diamond dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 8)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quasar stone (gray, freq bonus 10)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: striking (ebony, freq bonus 11)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: switcheroo (amazing, freq bonus 9)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: inka saddle (saddle, freq bonus 2)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Wands (freq bonus 81)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: cancellation (shining)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: undo genocide (42)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: water flame (complementary)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: nature beam (retarded)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: banishing fear (voluminous)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: slow monster (tin)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: ruby (red)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: catapult ((null))
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: summon elm (IF YOU DO NOT COME BACK RIGHT NOW I WILL BE VERY ANGRY)
  The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: right mouse button stone (gray)
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: intrinsic loss trap
  The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: crap trap (freq bonus 2)
  Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 594
  Strength training was 8
  Dexterity training was 9
  Wisdom training was 2
  Constitution training was 22
  You were disintegration-resistant
  You were level-drain resistant
  You were hallucinating (0)
  You were prevented from having acid resistance (0)
  You were prevented from having corrosivity (0)
  You were aware of the presence of covetous monsters
  You had infravision
  You had 856 points of nutrition remaining
  Your luck was zero
  Your health bonus was zero
  Your mana bonus was zero
  Your pantheon consisted of Poseidon, Butch DeLoria and Selene
  Your deity was UNIX
  The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.0.0 (2e310b3d) - last build Sun Jul  9 11:03:31 2017.
  You could  have safely prayed (0)
  You survived 

You didn't know any spells.

Techniques known in the end
      Name              Level  Status
  draw blood            3X     Prepared(0)
  calm steed            3X     Prepared(0)
  dazzle                3X     Prepared(0)
  turn undead           3X     Prepared(0)
  create ammo           3X     Prepared(0)
  attire charm          3X     Prepared(0)
  blood ritual          3X     Prepared(0)
  appraisal             3 R    Prepared(0)
  panic digging         3 R    Prepared(0)
  phase door            3 R    Prepared(0)
  invoke deity          3 R    Prepared(0)

Discoveries
  Armor
    hippie heels (red overknees)

Voluntary challenges
  You went without food
  You were an atheist
  You never prayed to the gods
  You hit with a wielded weapon 23 times
  You killed 15 monsters
  You read items or engraved 1 time
  You never genocided any monsters
  You never polymorphed an object
  You never changed form
  You used no wishes
  You remained celibate

Your skills at the end (4 slots left)
  Fighting Skills
    high heels         [Basic] (max Grand Master) (26 of 160)
    general combat     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (2 of 20)
    body armor         [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160)
    polymorphing       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    devices            [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    spirituality       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    petkeeping         [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160)
    riding             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
  Weapon Skills
    dagger             [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    knife              [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    quarterstaff       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    firearms           [Basic] (max Expert) (43 of 160)
  Spellcasting Skills
    attack spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    healing spells     [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    divination spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    enchantment spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    protection spells  [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    body spells        [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    chaos spells       [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)
    matter spells      [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20)

Goodbye BSOD2 the Goff...