BSOD2, chaotic male quantum mechanic Kurwa ------------------ .....$...........| |................| ........{.....@..| |................| ---------------+-- [BSOD2 the Cheap Sex Slave] St17 Dx10 Co14 In13 Wi6 Ch18 KurQuaMalCha S0 Dlvl:1 $0 HP17(17) Pw8(8) AC-10 Xp1/0 Wt78/1780 T1 Latest messages Restoring save file... You return to level 1 in The Dungeons of Doom. Palim-Palim BSOD2, the quantum mechanic Kurwa, welcome back to SlashEMExtended! The moon is waning tonight. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: searching You could not have the double effect of this property: detect monsters Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 140 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 14 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 48 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 11 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 25 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 13 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 10 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 98% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 89% chance Potion drop chance was reduced to 95% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 85% Armor drop chance was reduced to 97% Shop item generation was reduced to 75% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 73% of the time only The following skill could not be trained at all: orb The following skill was trained at half the usual rate: protection spells The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: body spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: sling The following skill was limited to expert proficiency: hammer The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: devices (turn 4) The following skill became untrainable after a while: boomerang (turn 7478) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: chaos spells Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 1 Monster spawn increase started at turn 59877 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 349012 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Your limit for ascension was at turn 2656962 The monster class that cannot be genocided was rodent The monster class that was spawned more often: vortex (freq bonus 1) The monster species that spawned more often: bland light (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: slowling (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: Rezo, the Red Priest (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: gavil (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: aerofoil uncompartmentalize (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: frost giant king (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: snitching oligopoly (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: +2 vd barricade (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: hup lich (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: energy force fungus (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: git centaur (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: big dark horse (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: specialized forage declaring (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: Kira (freq bonus 3) The monster species that spawned more often: D2 assassin (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: unhappiest conspirator admonition unfulfilled premised bumping (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: gnome prostitute (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: nondressed draconian (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: psi ray (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: abbotship bootlicking (freq bonus 12) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks create traps (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: panegyric defacement The monster species that never randomly spawned: lucky colorator The monster species that never randomly spawned: conscious growth The monster species that never randomly spawned: porter dementia vortex The monster species that never randomly spawned: climbing giant The monster species that never randomly spawned: corpora ohmmeter The monster species that never randomly spawned: paucity arbitrage chiseled The monster species that never randomly spawned: seminude schoolroom cicadae The monster species that never randomly spawned: homoerotic tine The monster species that never randomly spawned: pythagorean masonic The monster class that always generated with extra speed: cat or other feline The monster class that more likely to generate with musable stuff: snake The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: tourmaline (red) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: amulet of covetous warning (egyptian) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: water bolt (accusory) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: tallow candle (candle) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: stinking cloud (distorted) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: frost (ephemeral) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: droven dagger (obsidian dagger) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: magic resistance (dark) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: symmetry (SENIL LELLARAP) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: water dragon scale mail ((null), freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: sand hostage chain ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: trap detection (HOYO HOYO, freq bonus 31) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bugging (wooden, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of quadruple attack (signet, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: deep dragon scales ((null), freq bonus 13) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of polymorph control (transformer, freq bonus 40) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: stone of fainting (gray, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: charging (buzzing, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: white spell cloak (woven cloak, freq bonus 46) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of speed (beam, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of truth (terrene, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wax chain ((null), freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: bubbletar ((null), freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fire bolt (flaming, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: powder spray (blooming, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: blesscursing (above, freq bonus 4) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet versus stone (lunate, freq bonus 14) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: repair armor (pergament, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: frilled apron (apron, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Comestibles (freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: curse (color changing) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: tooth of an algolian suntiger (very sharp tooth) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: preaching (actionistic) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: heavy cloth ball ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: shield of light (shiny shield) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: elven gauntlets (faded mittens) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: immunity to drawbridges (drawn) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: spike ((null)) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: ceiling collapse trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: fountain trap (freq bonus 6) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 748 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 81 Traps were extra hard to find 4% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 1934 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had the speed bug. (0) You had the following problem: You're forced to play the evil variant. (0) You had the following problem: Minimum monster level depends on your current depth. (0) You had the following problem: Your momma will repeatedly be insulted. (0) You had the following problem: Covetous monster AI fires each turn. (0) You had the following problem: Tiles that you're walking on automatically become unlit. (0) You had the following problem: Inventory item descriptions appear in fleecy colors, which is actually not all that problematic. :-) (0) You had the following problem: Your spells became red. (0) You were in a ghost world (0) You had not decided on your sexuality yet Your chance to block was 0% You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You had teleportitis Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 100 spells Your pantheon consisted of Ewa, Lorskel and Kaczynski Your deity was Kaczynski The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.6.8 (871b39a6) - last build Fri Nov 6 12:06:01 2020. You could have safely prayed (225) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status attire charm 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Armor eerie cloak (roadmap cloak) momhat (tasseled helmet) scaler mittens (mysterious gloves) evil dragon scale shield (evil dragonhide shield) red spell heels (hugging boots) Scrolls scroll of destroy armor (SOMEONE HATES DISINTEGRATION RESISTANCE JUST TO SPITE PLAYERS) scroll of taming (FEAKONALEASH CRAWLINGINMYSKIN EMOS) scroll of trap detection (JUSTIN BAILEY) scroll of boss companion (ONLY I KNOW HOW THE INTERIOR BUG IN FALLOUT 3 WORKS) scroll of relocation (THAI MASSAGE IS BETTER THAN SEX) scroll of repair item (THX 1138) scroll of healing (OYII) scroll of mana (YOU GOTTA TALK TO THE AMYFICATION) scroll of phase door (DISLEXIAPATER 2017) scroll of standard id (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) scroll of cure (USED IT FALLED BUT ELF HEAL NEXT) scroll of heal other (ESQUECER OS RENUNCIANTES) * scroll of extra healing (COMBATDEPTH LAB CORRODE) * scroll of greater mana restoration (ETADPU CIMOC) Gems fleece stone (gray) speedbug stone (gray) covetous stone (gray) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 8 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You quaffed from a well 0 times You quaffed from a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new quantum mechanic 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills high heels [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) shield [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) devices [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) petkeeping [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) techniques [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) form VII (Juyo) [Basic] (max Grand Master) (20 of 160) martial arts [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) Weapon Skills knife [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) firearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Legendary) (20 of 160) Spellcasting Skills attack spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) chaos spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Restricted Skills bare-handed combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) general combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dagger [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) broadsword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) long sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-handed sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) scimitar [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) club [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) mace [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) morning star [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) hammer [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spear [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Buh-Bye BSOD2 the 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